Oh, Lord--look, I'm a straight dude with a blue collar (but not a red neck, if y'know what I mean), and I also love
The Last Unicorn. (I also adore
The Secret Of NIMH, and for a long, long time had a very disturbing crush on Mrs. Brisby. Shut up!)
I think I went through all of the following details here a couple of months ago. But I've already typed it all up, so...
The New Zealand live-action version of
The Last Unicorn is more or less dead in the water. They signed a director, the director left, then they signed another director and announced they'd contracted Christopher Lee to reprise his
totally ****ing awesome performance as King Haggard and Mia Farrow to return in a different role (Mommy Fortuna!!). Mia Farrow's credit later vanished.
And then...there was nothing. For a long, long time. The entry at IMDB--redated for a 2004, then 2005, then 2006, then 2007, then 2008 release--has faded away.
This may not be a bad thing. That last director was Geoff Murphy, whose work for the past two decades has been less than stellar. If you've seen (especially the last ten minutes of)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, I don't need to say any more about him. (If you haven't, here's a few more "number twos" for you:
Young Guns II, Fortress 2, and
Freejack. He was also second-unit director on
XXX2: State Of The Union.) The first director was Michael Pakleppa, who did some work on the Rankin-Bass toon, but is "better known" for
Nukie. (Check the "external reviews" at IMDB, but...brace yourself first.)
Finally, the unicorn was going to be depicted by a horse with "extras" attached. There is no emoticon to depict how that makes me feel.
If you like, you can monitor the lack of progress (and see the enthusiastic pre-production material) at
http://www.the-last-unicorn.net/
The good news is that Peter S. Beagle, author of the original story AND screenplays for both movies, has released a short-story sequel that's up for a Hugo, which may attract attention. Hopefully, from the right people.
Frankly, I can do without anymore Hollywood adaptations of
TLU. Paul Frees is gone. I got the German DVD of the toon; I got the original story. I'm good. In fact, I think I'll have a taco.
http://www.peterbeagle.com/