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#168
Posted 01 December 2006 - 05:25 AM
February 28 1977.
Next year I'll be 30 and I'm dreading it for a couple of reasons. First, because that makes me a "pebersvend", a Danish term for a 30 year old unmarried man. The "peber" part means pepper and there is a centuries old tradition of, more or less, covering the birthday boy and his belongings in said spice, while getting him roaringly drunk. We do the same when a guy turns 25 but with cinnamon. I remember cleaning for weeks and still I found cinnamon in the strangest places. It is also customary to make a huge mock pepper mill, and placing it in front of the victims house. A lot of my friends have access to old oil drums, and they know how to weld. I am looking so much forward to having to pay an exorbitant fee for getting the damned thing carted away. Second because it's at that age that we men get our first compulsory prostate exam. I once had a traumatizing experience with a nurse, that looked like a pig (I'm not kidding here. She was overweight, had a snout-like nose and she was very blond and pink-skinned, and since she wasn't wearing make-up it gave the impression that she had no eye-brows), and a suppository. She asked me to hold my own butt-cheek and i swear the bitch took a running start. I felt very violated afterwards and I am not looking forward to having a guy jam 2 fingers up there.
Whoa, I started ranting a bit there.
Next year I'll be 30 and I'm dreading it for a couple of reasons. First, because that makes me a "pebersvend", a Danish term for a 30 year old unmarried man. The "peber" part means pepper and there is a centuries old tradition of, more or less, covering the birthday boy and his belongings in said spice, while getting him roaringly drunk. We do the same when a guy turns 25 but with cinnamon. I remember cleaning for weeks and still I found cinnamon in the strangest places. It is also customary to make a huge mock pepper mill, and placing it in front of the victims house. A lot of my friends have access to old oil drums, and they know how to weld. I am looking so much forward to having to pay an exorbitant fee for getting the damned thing carted away. Second because it's at that age that we men get our first compulsory prostate exam. I once had a traumatizing experience with a nurse, that looked like a pig (I'm not kidding here. She was overweight, had a snout-like nose and she was very blond and pink-skinned, and since she wasn't wearing make-up it gave the impression that she had no eye-brows), and a suppository. She asked me to hold my own butt-cheek and i swear the bitch took a running start. I felt very violated afterwards and I am not looking forward to having a guy jam 2 fingers up there.
Whoa, I started ranting a bit there.
#169
Posted 27 December 2006 - 04:29 AM
Mine is June 18th. FOr extra knowlege I was born on fathers day and I was the First
#171
Posted 27 December 2006 - 04:31 PM
OUCH sorry Dragon. That means some people get cheap and mix your Christmas presents and Birthday presents together.
As for me they have 6 months to gain more money to get more presents for ME.
J/K
As for me they have 6 months to gain more money to get more presents for ME.
J/K
#176
Posted 31 December 2006 - 05:09 AM
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OO Fannum you and Lady Telgar are the same day :o
Ah fair lady, I shall sup to your health on our next natal day!
I assume there have been other matches, but did not follow the thread back to check. Statistically, if you have any group of about thirty folks, chosen at random, you'll get a match!!!
Stat teachers use that to impress new students. Get everyone in a class to list their b'days. It seldom fails!
#177
Posted 09 January 2007 - 02:18 AM
Arpil 12, I try to ignore my b-day, not a fan of adding numbers :P
#179
Posted 06 February 2007 - 01:12 PM
Lots of February birthdays . . . hint hint . . . LMFAO!!
Blueee ;)
Blueee ;)
#180 Guest_theliberator_*
Posted 09 February 2007 - 12:07 PM
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Lots of February birthdays . . . hint hint . . . LMFAO!!
Blueee ;)
Blueee ;)
hint duly noted... pending inspiration. ;)

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