[MikeFox]

So as some of you might have noticed, Bliss recently got turned into a turtle by moi



She has been through a lot



But yesterday over the chat BAW reminded the cute littel thing she could just use her magic to get turned b ack into her old self, buuuut unfortunately she had to gloat and we all no gloating is baaad so HELLOOOO Karma!



Now I thought it'd be fun to see how many would like to help Bliss get back to normal and how (if anyone bothers, that is ;P)

So let the rescuing begin

...Oh by the way, I know she's a turtle and not a starfish, but I just thought it fit so well... you know with the star on her cheek and all


Mike

[enigmawing]

Normal? Are we talking about her pony form?

[MikeFox]

Lol, no the human one ;P You know the pink hair, the star, the lucious booty...

No Lib it only still sounds like a pony to you, you freak


Mike

[Elysium Bliss]

Oh it's on Fox!!! Bring it!!! You thought Hatter was insane? You thought Hatter was malicious? Well my friend being the older sibling who do you think taught him everything he knows? "Hell hath no fury... something, something... woman scorned!" I can assure you this will not be pleasant!!!

[enigmawing]

MikeFox, on Jul 11 2008, 02:06 PM, said:

No Lib it only still sounds like a pony to you, you freak

Er. . . huh?

[Elysium Bliss]

"help"

[chewbaca]

ok hold on I will be back in a sec
with some help

[chewbaca]

Chewie is back now with him he has a small sack. Placing the sack on the ground he pulls put a stick of chalk and a copper caldron stand. He walks over to the creeping bliss picks her up and sets her on the stand.
Around her he begins to draw it’s a comic in manga stile spiraling around and around.
It’s the story of a young woman who is wrongfully changed into a small tortoise. It shows how an ancient alien wizard gave her the power of Gamera and the many battles she had as the powerful and mighty creature of legend. At the end of her majestic and heroic struggles against what would turn out to be a vast and powerful evil she is finally victorious thou at grate cost her exhaustion complete she lay dying.
Her vast powerful form crumbling away to dust leaving behind only a giant pearl.
This pearl is taken to a temple where it is cared for as a relic of a lost heroine.
And how many months later the monks are alarmed and saddened by a large crack
Only to be shock and amazed as the lost heroine emerges from what is now evidently an egg and not a giant peal at all.

The story complete Chewie takes a break going back to the sack he pulls out a large ham and a pony keg of beer. You want some lunch Chewie calls to Bliss as she is craning her head around on her long remarkably flexible neck to read the story. Yea what you got says Bliss. I got you something I though you mite like as a tortoise and a human. Chewie pulls a salad out of his sack a its dandelion greens with cucumber watercress and a little balsamic vinegar. I hope you like it reaching across the spiraling illustration he sets a bow of salad in front of bliss and sets down to eat.

[MikeFox]

Dude, DRAWING Jam

Nice story though but I don't see how it'll get Bliss turned back in to her old self


Mike

[chewbaca]

After lunch is over Chewie cleans up and gets back to work.He continues the spiral but now instead of a story it a series of icons and glyphs that almost make perfect sense if they would only stop twisting and squirming like they are At the end he draws a box with an ex in the center Going back to the sack he pulls out a huge crystal obelisk its as tall as he is and massively heavy.With a low growl of effort he drags the heavy thing over to the spiral. Lining the base up to the box of chalk lines on the ground. A bit of panting a big heave and the thing is set.

Bliss=Chewie what’s all this for not that the story isn’t neat and all but I am getting a little worried

Chewie=Oh that it’s the spell

Bliss=What spell I don’t know this one

Chewie=That because its Wookie. Most folk wont do Wookie magic to much pain and heavy lifting.

Bliss=Pain?! What are you talking about what pain?

Chewie= Don’t worry the pain don’t last to long to much massive trauma you know

Bliss=WHAT?!?! Hay got me the fuck off this stupid thing I will find some one else to help me

Bliss’s little legs are spinning franticly around in the air and her head is whipping back and forth but she is stuck

Chewie=Always they always start yelling at me when I get to this part. Just once you’d think but no always yelling and cussing … she is really good at cussing Wow

Chewie eyes the obelisk and gives it a nudge with his shoulder it moves just a little bit and then seems to lock into place. With a low pulsating thrum a cold almost slimy light flow out from the tall stone out onto the writhing glyphs and with a sizzling his the glyphs catch fire with the cold light Chewie starts backing up away from the spiral

Bliss= CHEWIE you fucking crazy ass psychopath let me out of this thing I am not kidding Fucking HELL.Hatter are you out there put you ax in his crazy fuck skull. some one HELLO hello ….. Help.

Chewie waits until the entire spiraling story is alight with the sickly cold fire and then jugging his distance carefully he starts to jog and the run and finally he is full out sprinting with a prodigious leap slams into the top of the obelisk a blinding flash of light seems to incinerate him leaving nothing but a curl of smoke But the obelisk has cracked at the base

Bliss=Chewie ? Where are you didn’t really vaporize your self and leave me stuck did youHello?

The obelisk emits a loud popping noise and the crack at its base spreads out and with a grinding rumble it starts to topple Looking up at the descending doom Bliss has time for one last curse before CRASH Her little turtle gut and bones are turned to jelly and ooze out from under the crystal ruble Every thing is calm nothing is happening except for the slow spread of blood and the cold burning of the glyphs but then the little pool of blood starts to spread faster and faster far more than the little bliss can possibly have provided for until ...contact the edge of the pool starts to smoke where it has contacted the first of the story huge plumes of green smoke boiling clouds spread out and up thick roiling masses of smoke that seem to be condensing into something massive something huge



its GAMERABLISS

[chewbaca]

[MikeFox]

You turned her into a turtle MONSTER?

Well anywho you're not getting a way THAT easily Bliss




Mike

[chewbaca]

sorry but no I gave you a chance to do somthing in the middle at the end is to late now you must deal with it as is or I go by your same logic and just undo evry thing you did with one word

by the way written is normaly permited you can go look up the back logs if you dont beleave me

[MikeFox]

DAmnit :/ hmmm think think think... I'll have to get back to you on this... I still win though, she's not good old bliss


Mike

[chewbaca]

I would say that the ball is in bliss's cort

see what her respons is first hmm?