[Stormrazor]

I volunteer serve as the court fool

[Copy Of]

I'll be the official vagina inspector. I have a special tool for it and my hands are always warm! Now, just sit right here, Cutie Pie and it'll all be over before you know it. I have lolipops too, but only if you're a good girl during inspection.

[JAB]

Copy Of, on 19 July 2010 - 05:52 PM, said:

I'll be the official vagina inspector. I have a special tool for it and my hands are always warm! Now, just sit right here, Cutie Pie and it'll all be over before you know it. I have lolipops too, but only if you're a good girl during inspection.

Oh Copy of, there you go again assuming that you even have to power to self-appoint. It is up to our Goddess to decide who does what. Also, treating our Goddess like a child by tempting her with lolipops is an insult and you must be punished. Since the Cunt is the head priestess, I defer to her for your punishment.

[Elysium Bliss]

I say we lock Copy in a cage with a sex craved lunatic named Chulo. Get them matching his and her tattoos, throw them a years supply of lube and lollipops and watch the fun!!!

[Sickpuppy]

I like to self appoint myself all the time, then I roll over and take a nap

[Copy Of]

JAB: She asked what we wanted to be and I answered. If she sees fit to grant it that's cool. And about the lolipop, I think you're just jealous you didn't think of it first. Admit it, you want to see her sucking on a lolipop as much as I do.

Cunt: Aw, you remembered our anniversary! For those who don't know, Chulo was the name I gave her when she was so fat no one would love her but me, and I kept her in a cage and fed her whatever she desired. (It's not my fault she always wanted cum!!!)

Ah, halcyon days. I know why the caged bird sings!!

[Sickpuppy]

Copy Of, on 20 July 2010 - 11:05 PM, said:

JAB: She asked what we wanted to be and I answered. If she sees fit to grant it that's cool. And about the lolipop, I think you're just jealous you didn't think of it first. Admit it, you want to see her sucking on a lolipop as much as I do.

Cunt: Aw, you remembered our anniversary! For those who don't know, Chulo was the name I gave her when she was so fat no one would love her but me, and I kept her in a cage and fed her whatever she desired. (It's not my fault she always wanted cum!!!)

Ah, halcyon days. I know why the caged bird sings!!

Have you been inhaling buckets of paint thinner???

[Copy Of]

Yes?

[jaded_blue]

LMFAO.. you're all nuts.

[JAB]

We may all be nuts in the eyes of the unbelievers but we know the
truth. That truth is reserved for those that join the cult of Cutie Pie.

[jaded_blue]

I have no obsessive need to *know* the truth.. I feel it everytime I smile.

[Slick Jimmy]

Holy Shit! Is this thread a cover for Scientology?

Or are ya'll just rhapsodizing about a red hot wifey-girl you'd like to roll in honey in a hot pink kiddie pool, before pouring an exotically mixed, brightly colored fruit salad on her, then splooshing yourself with tapioca pudding, after which you dive in and eat tuna sashimi out of her sizzlin' fresh tacito, proceeding to feeding her a juicy, hot pork sandwich, until she's all full up and sated. Somebody pass me the goddamn salt n' pepper, please! And where the hell is the wasabi!

(Jeez! I've been watching way too much Japanese cinema! It's starting to warp my brain... Well, even more than it already is. At least I wasn't having her dressed up like Sailor Moon, and being tied to a pole on the Tokyo subway while being groped by hundreds of strange, faceless men who eventually tear all her clothes off, and give her a collective golden shower... Weird fuckin' Jap pervs! Gotta' love those crazy, depraved fuckers!)

Ya'll know she's just so much smoke n' ether, right! A figment of fornication in your rabid, ribald imaginations! She's not the magnanimous Sex Goddess, such as you all purport! She's a ravening succubus fuck-demon!!! She'll drive you lust-mad, and turn you brains into cum-stained mush, I tell you!!! Just look at me, for instance!!!

AHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

*cough* *GASP!!!*

...For some reason, I am very hungry...

I think I'll go eat some Pie. Cutie Cream Pie!!!

Ha! I Keel' Myself!

Jimmy Outz!

This post has been edited by Slick Jimmy: 24 July 2010 - 03:36 AM

[Elysium Bliss]

jaded_blue, on 23 July 2010 - 12:53 PM, said:

I have no obsessive need to *know* the truth.. I feel it everytime I smile.

I once felt the same way Blue, but then Cutie appointed me High Priestess Cunt and look at me now. I am in total nonstop amazement... I am not brainwashed... I am saying this from the heart... can't you tell? Join usssss, join usssss.

[Copy Of]

Join us or die, Blueeeee!!

Or also, you could suck on this lolipop. But first spread your legs, please. It's my job!

[jaded_blue]

I can't die, silly. And no... I, sadly, cannot join either.