[D3l7a3ch0]

1.  First of all, tell us a little about yourself.
My name is Morgan and I'm not a Mac user.

2.  What brings you here to JAB?
I was sitting on the computer one day when I found myself wondering,"whatever happened to JAB?".  I googled it and found a community alive and well.

3.  What's your favorite hobby?  (You know, besides the whole toon porn thing.)


4.  If you happen to be an arist and/or writer, what inspires you?  If you're an art appreciator, what is it that keeps you coming back?
A boner or lack thereof.

5.  What kind of things would you do if you suddenly became a billionaire?
I've discussed this with friends many times:

I would make BUMFIGHTS-style videos, but with people of the middle-class.  

I'd also make porn videos starring women who normally wouldn't let themselves get caught dead in porn videos.

I'd also run a site with the premise"what would you do for $50,000", and there would be a winner each week.  I'd fly out to them, tape their stunt/act and post the video.

I'd also have a harem--a bunch of women living in my huge house, paid on an hourly rate JUST in case I feel like getting my knob slobbered.

I'd have an indecent proposal client every night.

I'd do drugs constantly.

I'd drop $100 bills onto the field at public athletic events and watch everyone rush the field.

The words I'd want to hear would be,"Is there anything I can do for you?"

The biggest homewrecker you ever saw.  mothers, daughters, sisters, wives, girlfriends, fiances.

I'd show people how low they're willing to go for money.  Totally rock their sense of decency.

[snowpea]

1.  First of all, tell us a little about yourself.
i'm from toronto and i recently graduated from art school. i work as a freelance artist. I'm bisexual in a monogamous  heterosexual long distance relationship, and i used to be in a polyamourous relationship, with multiple partners, so the internet has become a good friend of mine.

2.  What brings you here to JAB?
i google searched for sexy cartoons. i fell in love with the style, and how hot the drawings are. i'm as broke as they get but I couldn't NOT sign up.  I used to make my own porn when i was a little girl, but was ashamed of the drawings and would burn them in the woods.  plus they were never very good, i would get too excited and the art would suffer.

3.  What's your favorite hobby?  (You know, besides the whole toon porn thing.)
i love watching tv shows on dvd, my so called life, the L word, buffy the vampire slayer, arrested development, weeds, etc.  I like to work out now, i just signed up for a gym membership the first time ever, and I sort of love it.  and Im looking forward to playing some softball this summer.

4.  If you happen to be an arist and/or writer, what inspires you?  If you're an art appreciator, what is it that keeps you coming back?  I am inspired by playboy artist sokol, and by the animators of john k. including katie rice, kali,  nick cross and  I am also inspired by fabric and patterns.

5.  What kind of things would you do if you suddenly became a billionaire?
pay off my enormous debt. travel, shop, get a personal trainer, have the most beautiful studio, have swinging parties, commission my favourite artists, have lots of fun. help my friends and relatives too.

[IamMe]

Nice to meat you snowpea

[Team Bad Ass]

1.  First of all, tell us a little about yourself.
We are Bad Ass and thats how we role Baby!

2.  What brings you here to JAB?
Jab is Bad Ass we are Bad ass Bad As should Hang out with Bad Asses Don't you think thats Bad Ass!

3.  What's your favorite hobby?  
Being a Bad Ass!

4.  If you happen to be an arist and/or writer, what inspires you?
Bad Asses!
5.  What kind of things would you do if you suddenly became a billionaire?
Be A billionaire Bad Ass Yeah !

[TheMainManLOBO]

Hello i am new here and i hope we can all be friends in the afterlife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELL FREEZES OVER EVERY WEdBESDAY so meet you in the afterlife

[IamMe]

only in yahoo buddy and there are questions to answer in stuff and that stoped at the begining of 2007

[OrangeCat]

Hallo Pea, Lobo. Welcome. :)

[TheMainManLOBO]

1.Well I am a lost soul looking for a good time in hell i like long walks next to the magma rivers and the screems of the other souls that are being totured. It is a soothing sound.

2.A friend asked me to post here and I LIKE ANIME IN ALL OF ITS FORMS.

3.Well my hobbies are playing games, playying games, playing games, putting modles together, playing games, watching movies, watching ANIME, and playing games.

4.I am a Writer put my stuff isn't all that good I wright poems and trying to wright a book but the book thing isn't happening mainly because i cant find the notebook i wrote in and can't think of any thing to put in it.

5.Extend Hell ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[jaded_blue]

Nice to meet all you new people!! Welcome to JABs! Happy posting!

Blueee  ;)

[nairolf]

I'm not really new, but was quite most oft he time  ::)

1.  First of all, tell us a little about yourself.
25 from Berlin, Germany  

2.  What brings you here to JAB?
Been a fan of Jab for some time.

3.  What's your favorite hobby?  (You know, besides the whole toon porn thing.)
Music! Mostly alternative rock. Visiting a lot of concerts and festivals.

4.  If you happen to be an arist and/or writer, what inspires you?  If you're an art appreciator, what is it that keeps you coming back?
I'm not, or let's say I haven't really tried...

5.  What kind of things would you do if you suddenly became a billionaire?
Become?! Ha!
I would most likely buy me some time ;)

[bobert772006]

1. Well i'm married soon to be 30yo pervert........well you asked ;D

2. His style of art..........its clean, fresh..... i just love the way he draws the female body

3. I love snowboarding

4. i'm not very creative ( at least not when it comes to art ) but i know what i like and i do like jab's work i'ts goodtimes

5. Besides buy a new house for the all my fam and friends? i don't know........probly open up a comic book store the kind with a ADULT section  ;D

[GreasyMoose]

Ah, a thread I can use as my "first" post.


2.  What brings you here to JAB?

I color for him from time to time and noticed this is a thriving forum with great participation.  


3.  What's your favorite hobby?  (You know, besides the whole toon porn thing.)

It's pretty much art and porn at this point.  :)


4.  If you happen to be an arist and/or writer, what inspires you?  If you're an art appreciator, what is it that keeps you coming back?

Virtually anything inspires me.  One day it could be Bouguereau the next day it could be photos of Erica Campbell.  Staying open to anything is what makes everything inspire me.

5.  What kind of things would you do if you suddenly became a billionaire?

I would do exactly what I do now, I'd just to it bigger.

[jaded_blue]

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5.  What kind of things would you do if you suddenly became a billionaire?

I would do exactly what I do now, I'd just to it bigger.

Heheh.. one of the best answers I've heard. Nice to meet you hun. You wouldn't happen to be the same Moose that colors for JAB would ya?

Blueee  ;)