[Fester]

1. First of all, tell us a little about yourself.
Well I am going to be 42 in January of next year, and I am not married but then again...marriage has become a four letter word in the last couple of years. I am a music lover from classiscal to country and everything in between...I have been told my taste is rather eclectic...and I can't really argue with that. I live in the lone star state, been here for...19 years now and I once again own my own home, although it is nothing like my previous home...still 4 bedrooms two baths is not bad...but I miss my basement.
LOL
I also paint pewter miniatures and play simulation games such as Warhammer and so on.
I am unfortunately brutally honest, which has cost me a few relationships in the past, but beating around the bush is a waste of time...if I find you attractive for whatever reason, you will know immediately.
And the part that frightens a lot of people: I am a proffesional master...have been most of my life.
Right now, there are only two women still living with me. You see, I have been fighting cancer for the last 2 years, but I'm still here. For a brief time I wallowed in my own self pity, and I was ready to die...btu I read how a man fought cancer for 5 years before he finally succumbed to it, and I thought...screw this, I'm gonna live even if it is just for another week.
So I'm back Jabville...don't bend over unless you want a paddling!

2. What brings you here to JAB?
Been here for years, and I've always liked Jab's work since the first day I saw it circulating without his permission on the web.

3. What's your favorite hobby? (You know, besides the whole toon porn thing.)
My lifestyle is my favorite hobby...Surprisingly it is very fulfilling for me. As a secondary I play computer games and listen to music. I play a tenor sax...but to be honest I was never very good at it. Oh...I love to write also.

4. If you happen to be an arist and/or writer, what inspires you? If you're an art appreciator, what is it that keeps you coming back?
Well unfortunately for a long time and probably still sadness, darkness, and pain usually inspire me...but recent events have made it so that I can write happy endings now...and they have become my favorite.
5. What kind of things would you do if you suddenly became a billionaire?
Hmmm.
Well I won't lie...I would be pretty decadent. I would of course make sure my "family" is safe and secure...then I would probably go into a sexual frenzy for as long as the money or my body last.
I've never done drugs, and my only vices have been sex and alchohol...although alchohol has drifted into the background.
I can't honestly say I would be a philantropist...I have had to fight and scrape my entire life for everything I have...without struggle there is no reward, so giving it away doesn't sit well with me. It's like these people that win millions in the lottery...and spend it all in the first year.
If you don't learn to appreciate it, then it destroys you.
I guess I would have some hellish parties though...and you all would be invited...just leave your embarrassment at the door.
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[Cunt]

1. First of all, tell us a little about yourself.
The names Bliss, or Cunt, or BlissfulCunt, or ElysiumBliss. As many of you know MadHatter is my brother so beware!!! I'm 33, an aspiring artist who enjoys movies especially action or horror. Just something about explosions and gore that gets my blood pumping!!! I like a variety of music including Country, Rock, trance, anything basically but especially movie scores. They help me craft stories or inspire me to draw, it really is an amazing tool this thing we call music, there is beauty in all things and if you close your mind you close yourself off to the world!!! I also LOVE video games... yes I'm very much a geek when it comes to that!!! From the little fun puzzle games like bejeweled and tetris to the shooters such as Halo, and Gears, and to the rpg's like Mass Effect!!! I just love being in strange new worlds and an active part of it.

2. What brings you here to JAB?
A long time ago I found pics of Judy Jetson on some free cartoon site Jab had drawn. I kept looking and found more of his works including Final Fantasy, Flintstones, and Scooby Doo. And that JAB logo on them always kept me intrigued. A few years later Hatter was telling me about this site and curiously I checked in and never checked out!!!

3. What's your favorite hobby? (You know, besides the whole toon porn thing.)
Drawing of course!!! Otherwise it's watching movies or playing some video games... they're very helpful in relieving stress!!!

4. If you happen to be an arist and/or writer, what inspires you? If you're an art appreciator, what is it that keeps you coming back?
Comic books have always been a fundamental inspiration in my life. If you notice my work it is very much comic book style. As I said earlier music is also a key in my inspiration, the more dramatic the better!!!

5. What kind of things would you do if you suddenly became a billionaire?
I'd set up my family and friends for life. I'd get them all homes and pay off their debts and a bit of spending money. Then I'd do the same for myself of course. I'd definitely invest seeing as how our economy is struggling a bit. But lets be honest money isn't the source of happiness. I may be low on funds right now but I'm a very rich person when it comes to friends and family. Love ya Blue!!!