[Darth-BAW]

This is a thread for everyone to post funny little limmericks.  This was prompted by a rather funny one I heard last night (btw--it was a girl saying this...)

There once was an Orc from Mordor
Who banged me so long I was sore
He said don't be selfish, I wanna get Elfish
So I let him inside my back door.

alright, who's next?.....

[_Scribbleskillz_]

alright, just made this one... lets' see

This time in a farm house with betty.
We made love and it got a bit sweaty.
When she ripped off my clothes,
she laughed at my tomatoes
To this day, i can't eat spaghetti.

sweet.

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[Darth-BAW]

There once was a woman from Totti
Whose tastes grew perverted and rotty
She cared not for steaks, nor for pastries and cakes,
but lived upon penis au grautin.

[_Scribbleskillz_]

I was hungry so i had an orange, .....damnit!

[piaz]

sorry baby i dont have any but that was damm funny. ;D ;D


love it.and u lol :-* :-* :-* :-*


pi

[duck2k]

Little Willy at the well,
pushed in his sister Nell,
there the water kilt her,
now we have to use a filter! ;D

[OnlyAnnie]

For Poor Ole' BAW.


There once was a boy named Darth BAW,
Who only had one serious flaw,
With the sun up or down,
He'd run around town,
Stroking his penis raw.

[jaded_blue]

LMFAO!! These are all so wonderful!! Oh man Annie that great!! Baw will love it, sick fuck that he is. Heheh

Blueeeeee  ;)

[Darth-BAW]

Who are you calling a sick fuck, you little nympho?!  ;)  Gods, I love you, darlin'  :-*

As for you, Annie...honey, I love it. ;D  I'm so happy that I can inspire such creativity in you.  Please feel free to poetically bash me all you want!  :-*

There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were very unstable
One night under the moon, she sat with a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.

[duck2k]

There once was a man from Peru,
who fell asleep in a canoe,
he dreamt of Venus,
and played with his penis,
and woke up with a hand full of goo! ;D

[duck2k]

Old King Cole was a bugger of the old, and a bugger of the old was he,
He called for his wife in the middle of the night, and he fucked here half past three;
Three moths later all was well, six months later pregnant as hell;
Nine months later - snap, crackle, pop! Out jumped a baby with a paralyzed cock;
Ladies and Gentlemen, that's not all - for the poor little bugger had only one ball. ;D

[piaz]

ok baw. i realy like the stuff that u do but that one was kinda sick.
dont u think.
but still good. :-* :-* :-*

[_Scribbleskillz_]

Slow day at work... Came up with this...

Steve was so proud of his schlong.
He could teach it to sing any song.
To keep him in line,
His balls would keep time.
'Tis pity his tunes weren't that long.

word. 8-)

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