[Darth-BAW]

We won we won we won we won we won!!!!!  ;D

Wait a minute...Sean Connery?  What the fuck are you people smoking?!  I mean, I know Jerrykreme is a puff packing homo, but come on!

[jaded_blue]

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We won we won we won we won we won!!!!!  ;D

Pfftttt . . . ya only won cause J wrote it.  :P LMFAO!!

Blueee  ;)

[Mad Hatter]

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Pfftttt . . . ya only won cause J wrote it.  :P LMFAO!!

Blueee  ;)

Uh.... never mind. If I try to explain it to Blue, she might get a headache. Great job JKR, can't wait for your next installment. ;)

The Insane Mad Hatter! 8-)

[idic]

We lost? :'( We lost? :'( Blue say it ain't so!..... Well at least the Raider's Won the Superbowl!!!!!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

idic ;)

[jaded_blue]

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Uh.... never mind. [highlight]If I try to explain it to Blue, she might get a headache.[/highlight] Great job JKR, can't wait for your next installment. ;)

The Insane Mad Hatter! 8-)

Try me . . . I dare ya. Plus I would love to hear what your completely wacked out mind can come up with.

Blueee  ;)

PS...Come on, ya had to know I would call ya on this. So make it interesting for all the inquiring minds.

[JKR666]

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We won we won we won we won we won!!!!!  ;D

Pfftttt . . . ya only won cause J wrote it.  :P LMFAO!!

Blueee  ;)

Do you want to read the last one or do you wanna assume the bad guys will win?

[jaded_blue]

Course I wanna read it . . . Do you just ask me dumb questions to make me feel even dumber for answering them? LOL!

Blueee  ;)

[jaded_blue]

Well??????????  :P

Blueeee  ;)

[JKR666]

Scribbleskillz: Welcome back, Scribs is on the scene with an interview with the big loser of the Family JABfeud, JAB. Tell us JAB, how does it feel to have your first loss ever in JABville?
JAB: I didn’t lose! You hear me! I’m going to the next round!
Scribbleskillz: Err.. okay. Well what are you gonna do now?
JAB: I’m gonna make you suck my cock. Then I’m gonna beat SteveH senseless til I get into the final round! Then I’m gonna win it all!
Scribbleskillz: Do you like the consolation prize?
JAB: The consolation prize is rare JAB art autographed by JAB. Who the fuck cares about that?
Jaded Blue: Hurray! I got a rare drawing from JAB!
JAB: Let me rephrase that. How is that a consolation prize for ME?! I’m the undisputed powerhouse of JABville and I will claim this victory for ME! ME! ME!
JAB: You know Scribs.. I think you’re mouth needs to report to my DICK. Get on your knees and suck it!
Scribbleskillz: *sigh* The things I do for ratings..

SteveH: So whose gonna play the final round for your team Hatter?
MadHatter: Me and Bliss.
JAB: Not so fast!
SteveH: For heaven’s sakes JAB. Take your fruitcake consolation prize and go away.
JAB: I wish it was fruitcake.
JAB: Listen Hatter, I don’t know how you did it but I know you cheated!
MadHatter: I don’t what you’re talking about..
JAB: Don’t lie to me. Bad Guys always cheat to win. It’s in their blood. How did you do it Hatter?
SteveH: Can someone get security over here?
JAB: Fuck it. Here’s the deal.. I’m going to the final round with you Hatter. You get five survey questions and I’ll get the same five survey questions. Whoever can accumulate the most survey answers will win this game. If I win, I want your unconditional surrender in this war. If you win, I will suck your cock. I’ll let you cum in my face and I will like it.
MadHatter: I’m not a homo JAB..
SteveH: Is it a wonder I didn’t take a side?
MadHatter: Let’s get this over with. I got faces to chop off and place on my Top Hat.
JAB: You go first dingbat.
Hatter goes to the center.
SteveH: Alright Hatter, five questions were asked to a hundred Jabbers.

[jaded_blue]

LMFAO!! Oh man J, you're horrible. Heheh. Can't wait to read more.

Blueee  ;)

[JKR666]

SteveH: Name a brand of beer people drink.
MadHatter: I don’t really drink beer..
SteveH: Name a football team that has made it to the Superbowl.
MadHatter: I don’t watch sports..
SteveH: Name a body part that most identifies with Sharona in My HotAss Neighbor.
MadHatter: Her Ass?
SteveH: Name a title for the DVD being made in Hearts n’ Kisses.
MadHatter: Innocent Orgy?
SteveH: Name the girl involved in The Wrong House.
MadHatter: Kim?

SteveH: Okay, this is how it looks. We ask you to name us a beer. You said.. you didn’t drink beer. Survey said!
0 ppl
SteveH: Ouch. Alright, we asked you to name a football team that had made it to the Superbowl. You said.. you didn’t watch sports. Survey said!
0 ppl
SteveH: You’re on a roll Hatter. We asked you to name a body part that most identifies Sharona. You said her Ass. Survey said!
65 ppl
SteveH: Well.. at least you’re on the boards. We asked you to name a title for the DVD being made in Hearts n’ Kisses. You said Innocent Orgy. Survey said!
10 ppl
SteveH: Finally, we asked you to name the girl involved in The Wrong House. You said Kim. Survey said!
40 ppl
115 points to Hatter.

Hatter steps down. JAB gets to the center.
SteveH: Name a brand of beer people drink.
JAB: Pepsi..
SteveH: Name a football team that has made it to the Superbowl.
JAB: I don’t watch sports.. I’m gay like that.
SteveH: Name a body part that most identifies with Sharona in My HotAss Neighbor.
JAB: Her Ass?
SteveH: Try again.
JAB: Her Boobs?
SteveH: Name a title for the DVD being made in Hearts n’ Kisses.
JAB: Innocent Orgy?
SteveH: Try again.
JAB: Cum Fuck Orgy Fun?
SteveH: Name the girl involved in The Wrong House.
JAB: Bob?

SteveH: Okay, this is how it looks. We ask you to name us a beer. You said..Pepsi. Survey said!
45 ppl
SteveH: Pepsi was number one.
Jaded Blue: These Jabbers are obviously stupid. Pepsi isn’t even a beer!
DarthBAW: Quiet darling, no one likes a smartass.
SteveH: Alright, we asked you to name a football team that’s made it to the Superbowl. You said.. you’re gay. Survey said!
0 ppl
SteveH: New England Patriots was the number one answer. We asked you to name a body part that most identifies Sharona. You said her Boobs. Survey said!
30 ppl
SteveH: Her Ass was the number one answer. We asked you to name a title for the DVD being made in Hearts n’ Kisses. You said Cum Fuck Orgy Fun. Survey said!
39 ppl
SteveH: The Adventures of Pippy Longstocking was the number one answer. We asked you to name the girl involved in The Wrong House. You said Bob. If you get more than 1 on this survey.. you win! Survey said!
0 ppl
114 points to JAB.

Evil Family WINS!
JAB: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
MadHatter: You lose again bitch. Hahahahahahaha.
JAB: You cheated! You fuckin’ cheated!
MadHatter: JAB JAB JAB.. when will you learn?
JAB: That’s it! It’s all out war! I’ll see you in the Good vs. Evil thread.
MadHatter: I’ll be there.

*Steve puts on his Deadpool mask*
SteveH: Well we’re all out of time. Tune in next time when JKR writes something else. Til then, this is Stevie H sayin, “It’s you and me.. until it’s you or me.”
ElysiumBliss: Hehe.. I’m kinky.
SteveH: Come home to papa, sweetie.

[jaded_blue]

LMFAO! Quite amusing J. Great job!

Blueee  ;)

[Darth-BAW]

If Pepsi's a beer than I'm a bigger drunk than JKR and Blue put together!  ::)

Great work on this ending Jack.  EAT IT, GOOD GUYS!!!

[_Scribbleskillz_]

Great Job JKR!!! any plans on another?

Scribs

[idic]

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If Pepsi's a beer than I'm a bigger drunk than JKR and Blue put together!  ::)

Great work on this ending Jack.  EAT IT, GOOD GUYS!!!

Same Here Baw, Same Here!!!

Great Job JKR!!!!!  ROTFLMMFAO!!!

Fuck-off Bad Guys!!!!! The game was obviously rigged from the start!!!!

idic ;)