[JKR666]

The Family JABfeud

SteveH: Hello, and welcome to another addition of The Family JABfeud. I’m your host, SteveH. This is the show that pits two families against each other in a contest to name the most popular responses to a survey-type question posed of 100 people. Today, we have a special JAB edition where we found 8 idiotic contestants for this game. So.. let’s meet our families.

SteveH: Over on my left is the Evil Family.
MadHatter: That’s right Peanut. I’m the Mad Hatter and these are my cohorts.
SteveH: Would you like to introduce them?
MadHatter: Yes, um.. this bitch over hear with the pony is my sis. ElysiumBliss.
Elysium: I’m kinky.
SteveH: I’m sure you are.
MadHatter: This guy here is our master sith, DarthBAW.
Darth: The force is strong in you Steve.
Steve: It’s probably my penis.
MadHatter: And this drunk over here is.. Jack.. or J.. or.. who are you again?
JKR666: You fuckin’ retard! I’m JKR666. How hard is it to remember that?
MadHatter: *whisper to Steve* we found him behind the dumpster.
SteveH: Ah.

SteveH: Ahem well.. Over here on my right is the Good Family.
JAB: That’s right Steve. We’re the purity of what is good and innocent in this community.
JKR666: Lies! I saw what you did with that donkey!
SteveH: Quiet over there! Ahem.. please JAB.. go on.
JAB: Yes well to my right is the lovely Jaded Blue.
SteveH: Well hello..
Jaded Blue: I’m an angel.
SteveH: Not when I get a hold of you. Reow.
JAB: And this beauty is Enigmawing.
SteveH: You ladies look stunning.
Enigmawing: Why thank you Steve.
JAB: And last is the ever talented Rickfields.
SteveH: You’re an inspiration to us all Rick.
Rickfields: Thanks man.
MadHatter: I’m better than that muther fucker! Why aren’t you inspired by MY work?
SteveH: Chill shorty.
JKR666: Are we even getting paid for this? I hate to believe I’m wasting an ounce of my time here.
ElysiumBliss: Oh Darth.. is that your lightsaber in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
DarthBAW: It’s just the penis babe. You should see it light up.
Jaded Blue: Hey! I wanna see it light up..
MadHatter: Come to our side Blue. You’ll love the glow effect.
JAB: What’s up with you bozos and trying to nab Blue from us? If you’re all lacking a pussy to fuck. Go get JKR to bend down for ya!
SteveH: Shaddup! All of you. Alright. Hatter? JAB? Let’s start alright?

SteveH: After this short break. Don't go away!

[jaded_blue]

LMFAO!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Oh shit, I gotta peeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Blueeee  ;)

[Elysium Bliss]

OMG!!! That was fucking hilarious JKR!!! Kinky eh?, yeah that sums it up perfectly! LMAO!!! :-*

[JKR666]

JAB and the MadHatter walks to the buzzer.
SteveH: Okay guys, you know the rules. We ask a 100 Jabbers what is the most common sex position that Eva Angelina has done in porn. The top five answers are on the board.
JAB buzzes first.
JAB: Missionary!
SteveH: Good answer. Is Missionary on the board?
BZZZT!
SteveH: Wow, well Hatter?
MadHatter: Doggystyle!
SteveH: Is doggystyle on the boards?
DING! 3. Doggystyle- 20 ppl
JAB: You win this round Hatter, but you won’t win the war.
MadHatter: Watch more porn Fucktard. You’ll get one answer right.. someday. Hahaha.

SteveH: Alright Bliss. Name a sex position that Eva Angelina has done in porn.
ElysiumBliss: Doggystyle?
MadHatter: I already said Doggystyle you slut.
ElysiumBliss: Well excuse me for knowing a correct answer. Um.. how about.. Doggy Unstyle?
SteveH: Doggy.. Unstyle?
ElysiumBliss: Yes.
SteveH: Are you sure?
ElysiumBliss: I only know 3 styles. Doggystyle, DoggyUnstyle, and DoggyUnderarmstyle.
JKR666: What the fuck is DoggyUnderarmStyle?
ElysiumBliss: It’s when the girl is on her back and the guy is on top.
MadHatter: That’s Missionary you idiot.
ElysiumBliss: Nooo.. Missionary is a church where Satan goes to fuck the nuns.
JKR666: I can see which family’s gonna win now..
SteveH: Alright.. Is DoggyUnstyle up there?
BZZT!
SteveH: Alright Darth. Name a position that Eva Angelina has done in porn.
Darth: Can I buy a vowel?
SteveH: No you can’t buy a vowel.
Darth: Can I use a lifeline?
SteveH: We don’t have lifelines in this game.
Darth: Um.. okay.. um.. how about.. Flying Trumpet Dingaling laying a Ding style?
MadHatter: Huh?
JKR666: What the fuck?
Elysiumbliss: Where’s the doggy in that style?
SteveH: Is.. Flying Trumpet Dingaling laying a Ding style on the boards?
DING! 5. Flying Trumpet Dingaling Laying a Ding Style- 10 ppl
JAB: What the fuck is Ding a Ling Trumpet.. whatever it’s called?
Darth: It’s when a guy’s on the ceiling and the girl spins around you while you fuck her in the pussy and her legs are propped over the guy’s elbow while he sticks his fingers up her ass.
Rickfields: Is that humanly possible?
SteveH: Alright, JKR. What position do you think Eva Angelina has done in porn.
JKR666: The real question is what position has she NOT done. Flying Trumpet? What the hell?
Darth: It’s a legit answer!
JKR666: Alright, how about.. Donkey Kong over the Tarzan style? It’s a style where you and your partner swing on ropes and fuck when your gentials connect. Of course you do this with a barrel over your head unless you find the magic hammer in the room.
Jaded Blue: If that’s a sex position, then I’ll have sex with all your villains right now!
SteveH: Is Donkey Kong over the Tarzan style on the board?
DING! 2. Donkey Kong Over the Tarzan Style- 25 ppl
MadHatter: Oh Blue.. I’d like to try that Flying Trumpet Dingaling Laying a Ding style right now. Bwahaha.
Jaded Blue: Oh my pussy’s gonna be so fucking sore in the morning..

SteveH: Don’t go away. We’ll be back after this break.

[jaded_blue]

I've been waiting a long long time for sore . . . I'm beginning to like this game. heheh

/me looks innocent *

Blueee  ;)

[JKR666]

SteveH: Alright, we’re back.

*Jaded holds her back.*
Jaded Blue: Oh god.. what kind of cruel madman would do such a thing to a woman?
MadHatter: Hehe.. it’s all good baby. You know you loved it. I love the spinning.. it definitely frees the mind.
JAB: You are all inhuman! Where the fuck did they teach you people to fuck?
JKR666: Oh you’re just jealous because all us Villains got cars and you goody goods rodehere on some pussywagon.
JAB: Well my pussywagon can run over all your cars.
JKR666: Yeah, well your pussy is so huge. It can swallow a B52 bomber.
SteveH: Will you two shut it? We’re not even past the first round and you’re all at each other’s throats!
JKR666: He started it.
JAB: No I didn’t.
JKR666: Yes you did.
JAB: No I didn’t. Infiniti.
ElysiumBliss: Oh.. nothing beats Infiniti..
SteveH: Okay Hatter. Name a sex position.
MadHatter: Um.. Reverse Cowgirl?
SteveH: Is Reverse Cowgirl there?
BZZZT!
JAB: You suck Hatter!
MadHatter: Do a Donkey Kong over the Tarzan, JAB!
SteveH: Elysium, Name a sex position.
ElysiumBliss: Um.. Doggy.. UnderarmStyle?
JKR666: Good grief..
SteveH: Is Doggy UnderarmStyle there?
BZZZT!
SteveH: Okay, goodguys.. you can steal all the bad guy’s point if you can name one position that Eva Angelina has done in porn.
Jaded Blue: Cocksucking!
Enigmawing: Licking Pussy!
Rickfields: PeePee on the TeePee!
JAB: Gee um.. I guess the Good Guys will say.. In my sister’s ass?
SteveH: ..
SteveH: Okay..
SteveH: Alright, is In My Sister’s Ass there?
BZZZT!
500 points to the Evil Family
SteveH: Okay survey! What is number 4?
DING! 4. Under the Leprechaun with a Cherry over the Leg Style- 15 ppl
SteveH: What was number one?
DING! 1. Anything with another girl- 30 ppl
JKR666: Oh that was so obvious..
Darth: I should have gotten that..
ElysiumBliss: What? No doggies?

SteveH: Don’t go away. We’ll be back after this break.

[Darth-BAW]

Hehehe.  Funny stuff here, Jack.

The sad thing is, I have NO IDEA who Eva Angelina is.  ::)

[Mad Hatter]

This is some funny shit JKR... or what ever your name is. ::) You got me down perfect, even my never ending quest to get Blue. Oh... and Blue.. I’d like to try that Flying Trumpet Dingaling Laying a Ding style right now. ;D If you ever want flying lesson's...I'm your teacher. ;)

And BAW, this is Eva Angelina!
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/3345/eva20angelina2011on2.jpg

The Insane Mad Hatter! 8-)

[idic]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD GUYS!!!!!!!!

*ROTFLMAO*

Fucken Funny! JKR

idic ;D

[jaded_blue]

Damnit!! If we would have went with E's 'licking pussy' shout out, we would've won that round. Freakin stupid guys!!

Great job J, can't wait to read more, this is fricken hilarious.

Blueee  ;)

[enigmawing]

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Damnit!! If we would have went with E's 'licking pussy' shout out, we would've won that round. Freakin stupid guys!!

Oh sure. . . I say one thing and get ignored. . . it sucks to be the goody two-shoes jabber at times. . . maybe you guys will listen to me next time. . .



LMFAO!!!  Thanks JKR, I love it!!!  I wanna see more!!!   ;D

[JKR666]

SteveH: And.. we’re back.

JAB: Wow, this Nukeburger Hatter gave me is Nuketastic.
Enigmawing: Um.. do you even know what it’s made of?
JAB: Something big, fat, and nukey that’s for sure. Hey Rick! Wanna try it?
Rickfields: Sorry boss, I’m smoking your fat cock at the moment.
Enigmawing: Why are you smoking his cock?
JAB: Because I told him to.
SteveH: Fuckin’ geez.. ahem.. alright Jaded Blue and ElysiumBliss? Get your trampy asses over to the buzzer.

Jaded Blue and ElysiumBliss go to the buzzer
SteveH: The top four answers are on the board. We asked a hundred Jabbers to name the most famous character from JABcomix.
ElysiumBliss buzzes first
ElysiumBliss: Doggystyle?
SteveH: ..
SteveH: Show me Doggystyle!
BZZZT!
SteveH: Blue?
Jaded Blue: RitaMae!
SteveH: Show me Rita Mae!
DING! 4. Rita Mae- 5 ppl
JAB: In your face Hatter!
MadHatter: Go smoke your own cock JAB!

SteveH: Hello E, how are you today?
Enigmawing: I’m good thanks.
SteveH: Yes you’re real good aren’t ya? Maybe we can do some Stevey magic under that top hat of yours..
Darth: Hey! That’s sexual harassment! You can’t do that in this game!
ElysiumBliss: Am I sucking your cock right, Master Sith?
Darth: Yeah, you’re doing great.
Jaded Blue: Wait, how come E gets to wear a Top Hat and I have to wear this nurse’s uniform?
JAB: Shaddup. You’re spoiling the fantasy here.
SteveH: Alright E, give me a name of a famous character in JABcomix.
Enigmawing: Um.. Sharona?
SteveH: Show me.. Sharona!
DING! 3. Sharona- 10 ppl
SteveH: Alright Rick. Name me a fuckin’ character in JABcomix.
Rickfields: HmmGrrmmghmm.. MMmmhmmNmm..
SteveH: Um.. take JAB’s cock out of your mouth please..
JAB: Nah don’t, he’s doing it better than the rest of my nurses.
Enigmawing: What?
Jaded Blue: Excuse me?
JKR666: PMS senses are tingling. Run for cover.
JAB: I’m not saying you’re not good girls. I’m just saying Rick is way way better than both of you combined. I mean.. look at how he just gobbles it up like that..
Jaded Blue: That’s good because I really didn’t like sucking your cock anyways.
Enigmawing: Me neither!
JAB: Oh come on nurses! We’re the good guys! We’re suppose to give free love to anyone.. and everyone whose good and innocent. We’re a family! An incest loving family!
SteveH: Um.. Rick. Just give me a name.
Rickfields: MRmrmrm..
SteveH: Ok.. is Mrmmrmam.. on the board?
BZZZT!
SteveH: JAB, name me a character.
JAB: Oh man.. I’ve always liked.. Nurse Stacy.
SteveH: Show me Nurse Stacy!
BZZZT!
MadHatter: Hahaha! That question was tailor made for you JAB! What’s wrong? Is Rick sucking your brains out or something?
SteveH: Shaddup over there! Okay Blue, give me a character.
Jaded Blue: I’ll go with.. Julia.
SteveH: Show me Julia!
DING! 2. Julia- 15 ppl
SteveH: Alright E, it’s all up to you. Give me a name of a famous character in JABcomix.
Enigmawing: Jon Jerrykreme?
SteveH: If JJK is on the boards.. you win. If not.. the bad guys get a chance to steal your money. Show me.. Jon Jerrykreme!
DING! 1. Jon Jerrykreme- 70 ppl
1000 points to the good family.

SteveH: We'll be back after this short break.

[enigmawing]

Rock the fuck on!!!  ;D

[jaded_blue]

So cool!! We're leading!! Gooooo Good Guys!!

Come on J, write faster.  :P I know you can.  ;)

Blueee