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A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks!
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of 'Thanks, Santa'--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--the reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better, those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter.
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny.
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits.
They want the impossible--those mean little shits!
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds;
Assembling dolls...their arms, legs and heads;
I made a ton of yo yo's--no request for them!
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees;
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees!
I'm quitting this job, there's just no enjoyment!
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason...
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!
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A Christmas Story
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Posted 12 December 2006 - 05:58 PM
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Posted 12 December 2006 - 06:59 PM
That's the Christmas Spirit!!!!! ;D
Enjoy the warmer Climate, Dragoncop!!!! ;D
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Enjoy the warmer Climate, Dragoncop!!!! ;D
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Posted 12 December 2006 - 07:13 PM
You found a. . . a . . . blonde?!!! But this redhead has always loved and believed in you, how could you?! :'(
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Posted 12 December 2006 - 11:35 PM
hahah! finally gave in did yah? told you Australia had the best christmas in the world :D
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 06:13 AM
LOLOLOL!!! Real funny, darlin'! ;D
Gee, I wonder who this blonde Santa found could possibly be... ;) :-*
Gee, I wonder who this blonde Santa found could possibly be... ;) :-*
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 05:59 PM
Really it was just to much EGG NOG after such along day< and she turned out to be a real RED HEAD after all things were removed.
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Never have been with a blonde. Have always dated red heads even married one. Of coarse she silvered hair now.
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Never have been with a blonde. Have always dated red heads even married one. Of coarse she silvered hair now.
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Posted 14 December 2006 - 01:05 AM
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Posted 14 December 2006 - 06:06 PM
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Posted 14 December 2006 - 07:00 PM
/me looks innocent *
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 01:54 AM
LOL! now i'm ready for christmas.
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