[Veediotartist]

Man, it's been a couple of weeks since I posted. Still working on the comic for Pussylovin and still drawing my own stuff too! Being Christmas, I took a short break to spend more time with the family and even find myself a little. So, I know it's kind of a rub to start an entire topic just because I've been away, so I figured I'd mix in a little game of sorts.

What is your Christmas Fantasy? Oh, we've all got one. Here, I'll start off...



I'm Santa (but a lot less fat and a lot more... Me) I'm getting ready for Christmas Eve, but first I've got to check my list. Now here's the thing about my elves. They're not the little child-like critters you all know and love. no-ho-ho, My Elves are all 18 year old schoolgirls who are dressed in tight green garments and wearing sexy red boots. All are cute and have a touch of innocents about them. Oh, and Mrs. Claus? She's played by Jenna Haze.

Anyhoo, so every year we prepare for Christmas and I check my list over one more time. Occationally, Mrs. Jenna Claus helps releave the teediousness of list checking by giving me the best Christmas BJ in the world! And trust me, it's a long... um... list... After the List we both go to the workshop and all celebrate with the elves. This celebration has some Special Eggnog made by Old Man Winter (Which usually includes a perfect mix of eggwhites, vodka, and all the other stuff eggnog is made with) All topped with nutmeg. Only this year, Frosty and Jack Frost slipped Ruffies into all the Elves' Nogs and we all get to have a nice romp with them before I set off to do "The Christmas Thing" The funny thing is, I always get at least five "Thank Yous" from greatful Mums... Yeah, it's a white Christmas indeed.


Okay, time for you lot to post fantasies! I suppose it's not mandatory, but it would be interesting to see!

[Fester]

A nice way to start Christmas I say.

I would have to say since most of my fantasies have seen reality that I would like to reenact that scene from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail" Where Zute has put up the grail beacon and lured me there...and now I have to spank all of the ladies there...and then the oral sex...except I would be wearing a santa suit and stay a lot longer than a little while...and no F-ing knights would come and save me from the blasted peril!
Grumbles
Now I need to go sand my paddle...