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Just want to know what's the worse pick-up lines you used or heard?
Worst Pick-Up Line.
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 11:19 PM
Hi Jabbers!
Just want to know what's the worse pick-up lines you used or heard?
Just want to know what's the worse pick-up lines you used or heard?
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Posted 27 November 2011 - 01:56 AM
Hey there, wanna get herpes?
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Posted 27 November 2011 - 06:27 PM
hahahaha hey so my herpes are in remission, i think it's the HIV meds I'm on
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Posted 27 November 2011 - 11:20 PM
you look like fun want to have some
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Posted 29 November 2011 - 01:05 AM
JKR666, on 26 November 2011 - 07:56 PM, said:
Hey there, wanna get herpes?
LOL! That's funny! I think I'll use it.
oootex, on 27 November 2011 - 05:20 PM, said:
you look like fun want to have some
Ohh... That's the worse one so far.
There's gotta more out there Jabbers.
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Posted 29 November 2011 - 02:27 AM
ok i heard this one
you look good enough to eat can i
yes he was slap
you look good enough to eat can i
yes he was slap
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Posted 26 December 2011 - 02:45 AM
Hmmm...
Excuse me, I think I'm late...what time does your legs open?
Excuse me, I think I'm late...what time does your legs open?
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 01:41 PM
Never used a pick up line before, but I actually heard a guy at work break out this old chestnut on one of my servers:
"Can you come put your finger in my coffee?"
Uh...why?
"So it can be sweet like you."
(aside to me) I'm gonna fucking slap the shit out of that guy in a minute, DJ.
Yeah, we have fun at work.
"Can you come put your finger in my coffee?"
Uh...why?
"So it can be sweet like you."
(aside to me) I'm gonna fucking slap the shit out of that guy in a minute, DJ.
Yeah, we have fun at work.
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 03:45 PM
JKR666, on 26 November 2011 - 05:56 PM, said:
Hey there, wanna get herpes?
Does that work? LOL!
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 01:42 AM
I guess it depends if you want the herp or not...
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 04:08 AM
Heard today: "I wish I could select all your clothes and press delete."
WTF? Creepy.
WTF? Creepy.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 07:57 AM
jaded_blue, on 15 March 2012 - 11:08 PM, said:
Heard today: "I wish I could select all your clothes and press delete."
WTF? Creepy.
WTF? Creepy.
Yuck! That's horrible, that's the least creative one so far.
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Posted 20 March 2012 - 12:29 AM
Actually...if you were using it on someone you were already involved with then I don't think it's that bad. Kind of campy and cheesey to make your significant other laugh.
I still chuckle at the one Arsenio Hall said in coming to America, "Girl you look so good someone oughta put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"
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I still chuckle at the one Arsenio Hall said in coming to America, "Girl you look so good someone oughta put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"
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Posted 20 March 2012 - 02:02 PM
You may have a point there Fester. But I heard it from some random guy while I was at work. Not even out clubbing... lol. So yeah, creepy. Heh.
Loooooove Arsenio Hall!!
Loooooove Arsenio Hall!!
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:30 PM
jaded_blue, on 15 March 2012 - 11:08 PM, said:
Heard today: "I wish I could select all your clothes and press delete."
WTF? Creepy.
WTF? Creepy.
a shirt that said "CTRL + X" would be awesome. on a girl.
