[Darth-BAW]

Telgar. A powerful dragon lord that has cheated death many times before.

Smut. A fearsome monster with a taste for young ladies.

Who

Is

DEADLIEST?

To find out, one nerd with WAY too many ideas in his head will pit these two Jabbers together in a simulated fight to the death. Using his own artistic take on their online personas, and information and qualifications gathered from questionaires, art jams, and past events in the forums, he will compare their abilities and weaknesses against each other to determine who is...The Deadliest Jabber.

TELGAR:

Dragon.

Variable Height

Ability to Fly and Breathe Fire

Skilled Dragon Magician

Telgar is a true dragon, a creature of ancient and powerful magic. He can alter his size, becoming either more humanoid or more Dragon-like in shape and appearance depending on the situation. His skin is incredibly resilient, and he has shown a remarkable capacity for healing from even the most grievous wounds. His most powerful asset is his fire breath, the signature attack of the Dragon, and his ability to fly.

Telgar has long been a warrior in the city of JABville. In the GvsE War he fought on the side of the Good Guys and was killed several times, repeatedly healing from his apparently deadly wounds to fight on. He's been decapitated, disemboweled, and had a lightsaber plunged through his head, and still he's continued to fight on.

SMUT:

Monster

7'

Monster Strength and Savage Fangs and Claws

Massively strong and shockingly fast and agile, Smut is capable of ripping an opponent open in a single swipe of his powerful claws. His huge mouth is full of nothing but dagger-like fangs in jaws powerful enough to snap right through a lamp post. His dripping saliva is a cocktail of bacteria that can kill a grown man in a matter of minutes if it gets into his blood.

Smut the Monster is a relative new comer to the city of JABville. He doesn't make many appearances in town, preferring the wilds of his woodland home outside the city. He has made a few close friends, however, and his occasional contributions to the city are always a pleasure. Though he tries to fit in with civilized peoples, he is still a Monster at heart. When the need arises he succumbs to his savage nature, lashing out like the killer beast he is.

THE FIGHT:

Telgar makes the first move, attempting to use a glamour to confuse his opponent. Smut's Monster mind is unaffected by the mild spell and he grapples with the still manageable Dragon. Taken by surprise by Smut's incredible strength, Telgar goes down hard. Before Smut can capitalize on his advantage Telgar's shape shifts beneath him, becoming bigger and stronger, his magnificent feathered wings coming into view. Telgar throws Smut aside, but the agile Monster twists in mid-air, turning a potentially painful fall into a graceful landing. Telgar takes to the air, flying low in an attempt to ram his large foe. Moving quickly, Smut grabs Telgar around the neck and lunges downward, slamming Telgar's head into the ground. His hard, scaled head is unfazed by the blow as Telgar tuck and rolls, whipping his tail in a brutal slam across Smut's back. Becoming enraged, Smut growls low in his throat, baring his gleaming fangs as his thick claws spring forth from his massive hands. With unbelievable speed Smut roars and lunges at Telgar, his claws raking over his opponent's thickly scaled Dragon hide. What would have been life ending wounds on any other opponent are minor to Telgar, but the Dragon knows his luck won't hold out, and the Monster's savagery and power could eventually find a weakness. Taking quickly to the air, Telgar flies high above Smut's reach. The Monster roars in anger, too caught up in his rage to realize what's about to happen until it's too late. Wheeling back around Telgar takes a pass over the furious Monster and lets loose with his fire breath. Smut's thick coat of shaggy green fur goes up like kindling, and with roars of rage and pain the Monster falls to the Dragon.

WINNER: TELGAR!

[Darth-BAW]

Steve_H. Infamous former Sheriff of JAB county.

John McClane. One of JABville's toughest cops.

Who

Is

DEADLIEST?

To find out, one nerd with WAY too many ideas in his head will pit these two Jabbers together in a simulated fight to the death. Using his own artistic take on their online personas, and information and qualifications gathered from questionaires, art jams, and past events in the forums, he will compare their abilities and weaknesses against each other to determine who is...The Deadliest Jabber.


STEVE_H

6'1"

Expert marksman.

Creator of the Death Ray.

One of JABville's founding fathers, Steve_H was the first duly elected Sheriff of JAB County. In the wild early days of the city he kept the peace with his own home made "Death Ray" and an uncompromising brand of southern, cowboy justice. Over the years he became a high ranking member of the city council, contributing greating to the wealth and prosperity of the city.

Though retired from his office and moved away from JABville, Steve_H has been known to pop back into the city from time to time, especially during moments of upheaval. Most recently during the Eugenics Wars he sneaked back into the city, narrowly failing in an assassination attempt on JAB himself, leader of the Eugenics movement.


JOHN MCCLANE

5'9"

Skilled detective.

Old School Roughneck.

A world weary cop, John McClane thought he had seen it all until he came to JABville. Quickly surrounded by some of the most outrageous characters imaginable, McClane's tough as nails attitude and unconventional thinking quickly made him an asset to the city and it's citizens.

Most recently McClane played an important role in the Writing Jam War, doing his best to help defend JABville from threats from within as well as without.

THE FIGHT:

As McClane cruises home at the end of his shift, passing through the meaner streets of downtown JABville that he calls home, one of the working girls on the corner flags him down. There's a stranger in the neighborhood, and she thinks he might be up to no good. Pulling down an alley McClane draws one of the three guns he has on him and snakes his way through the maze of alleyways behind the buildings and businesses. He spots a man in a dark coat, Steve_H, crouched on a fire escape peeking through a window. He levels his gun and orders the stranger to freeze. In an amazingly quick and fluid motion Steve pulls his own pistol and fires, clipping McClane on the shoulder as he tumbles backwards off of the fire escape. Rolling off a dumpster and running around a corner Steve fires behind him, but McClane is already on the move, ducking behind a pile of wooden pallets.

McClane sneaks toward the place Steve disappeared, ready for anything. Anything but the lead pipe crashing down across his arms. McClane drops his service revolver, which is quickly kicked away as Steve steps into a haymaker of a punch across McClane's face. Wounded, bleeding, and slightly disoriented, Steve gets cocky thinking he has his opponent beaten already. He's not prepared for the second gun McClane pulls and fires, knicking Steve in the thigh. Steve falls but rolls with it, returning fire on McClane who is unable to take advantage.

Both men start trash talking from behind the corners of opposite buildings, each trying to psych the other out and determine their exact location. McClane comes out of hiding first, following a blood trail on the dirty alley floor. He's taken by surprise as Steve has sneaked around him and tackled him from behind, slamming a first hard into the bullet wound in his shoulder. McClane's second gun is dropped down a broken sewer grate as the two men fall to the ground. The two men wrestle in the dirt and trash of the alley, McClane belting Steve good in the eye and kicking him over off of him.

Steve turns and runs back up the alley way from where they came, McClane taking a moment too long to pull his last gun from an ankle holster as Steve vanishes around the corner. Following after, McClane ducks back just in time as Steve fires with two guns, his own and the first one McClane dropped. McClane gambles on his memory of how many shots have been fired and charges around the corner, determined to gun down Steve. His shots miss as Steve drops and fires the last two shots from his own custom made revolver, both bullets slamming into McClane's chest. As sirens wail in the night, Steve staggers quickly away to continue his clandestine mission, leaving McClane fallen in the alleyways he's so fiercely defended.

WINNER: STEVE_H!

[JKR666]

Ah so this is an art battle. I guess JKR has become a top contender...

[Darth-BAW]

JKR666, on 22 October 2011 - 08:57 AM, said:

Ah so this is an art battle. I guess JKR has become a top contender...

Sure, why not? Anyone that wants to give it a go and draw their character beating the snot out of another, feel free.

[Mad Hatter]

Darth-BAW, on 22 October 2011 - 10:22 AM, said:

Anyone that wants to give it a go and draw their character beating the snot out of another, feel free.

Okay, I was going to ask? Wasn't sure if you were going to draw it or the artist. So I'm facing Spartan right? Any idea what he looks like...character wise, or should I just come up with something?

Oh, also...can we draw a comic for our fight, or just the winner of the fight?



MAD!

[Darth-BAW]

Mad Hatter, on 22 October 2011 - 02:10 PM, said:

Okay, I was going to ask? Wasn't sure if you were going to draw it or the artist. So I'm facing Spartan right? Any idea what he looks like...character wise, or should I just come up with something?

Oh, also...can we draw a comic for our fight, or just the winner of the fight?



MAD!

This is how I draw Spartan, but by all means feel free to put your own twist on these.



Ya'll can do comics, splash pages, whatever you like. Get crazy and get violent! All I ask is that no one pulls any of that grade school crap: "Hey, I got you, you're dead!" "Nuh-uh, you missed me!" "Did not!" "Did too!" No one wants to read those kinds of posts.

[lord_tenchi]

your art works make me smile darth baw.

[Darth-BAW]

Thanks, Tenchi. I hope they continue to make you smile, and that you'll enjoy the next "episode" of Deadliest JABster...soon as I get it done.

[Vltrerax]

Cool stuff as usual BAW, love to be part of it

[Telgar]

Wooot I WIN!!

[Fester]

Um...What if you can't draw?

[Mad Hatter]

Fester, on 29 December 2011 - 09:19 AM, said:

Um...What if you can't draw?

I think BAW, said you can collaborate with your opponent. Which in your case, your opponent is Harley!

If you can't get in contact with Harley, with email or messages, then I believe it's up to you to come up with the battle. So in your case your not a drawer, you can write the Harley vs. Fester fight.


MAD!

[jaded_blue]

What a fanfrickentastic idea!

[Darth-BAW]

jaded_blue, on 29 December 2011 - 03:18 PM, said:

What a fanfrickentastic idea!

Glad you think so, darlin'. Now, I hope you enjoy this next episode.

Jayrich. Crime boss of the interplanetary Martian Mafia.

Duke Nukem. Hard fighting, babe loving, interstellar bounty hunter.

Who

Is

DEADLIEST?

To find out, one nerd with WAY too many ideas in his head will pit these two Jabbers together in a simulated fight to the death. Using his own artistic take on their online personas, and information and qualifications gathered from questionaires, art jams, and past events in the forums, he will compare their abilities and weaknesses against each other to determine who is...The Deadliest Jabber.

JAYRICH

3'

Martian military veteran.

Brilliant crime boss.

A former member of Martian Special Forces, Jayrich has been trained in the red planet's most strategic and brutal combat and weapons tactics. He's used this knowledge and a seemingly inexhaustable supply of high tech illegal alien weaponry to build a powerful crime syndicate in the Sol system.


DUKE NUKEM

6'2"

Freelance bounty hunter.

Interstellar bad-ass.

Known and feared across the galaxy, Duke Nukem has a well deserved reputation for bringing down whatever bad guys he's set himself after. His love of female companionship is as well known as his incredibly fierce fighting style and use of powerful and sometimes bizaar home made weapons. Perhaps his most well known weapon was developed in JABville during the GvsE wars: The Feminizer. A ray gun that temporarilly transforms anyone hit with it into a woman.

THE FIGHT:

There are several bounties on Jayrich's head throughout the Sol system and beyond, the highest of which is being offered by Queen Ty'Rah'nee of Mars herself. Never one to let down a babe, Duke Nukem has tracked Jayrich to a Martian bar not far from the embassy in uptown JABville.

Never a criminal to draw too much attention to himself, Jayrich looks just like any other visiting Martian as he leaves the bar, but Duke has done his homework and picks him easily out of the crowd. Discretely following his diminuitive target through the streets of JABville, Jayrich eventually leads him to the park, where the wily Martian springs his trap.

Duke duck and rolls out of the way just as a blast of Martian disintegrator ray reduces a tree he'd been standing in front of to scattered atoms. Pressing a button on his belt buckle Jayrich activates his Martian special forces armor and takes cover behind a large rock, ready to mount a defense. Duke's prepared and launches some target drones from his belt. Jayrich only fires on one, but that's all the time it takes for Duke to close the gap between them.

Kicking the disintegrator ray out of Jayrich's hands before it can be brought to bare, Duke launches a devastating punch towards Jayrich's face. His fist clangs painfully against the metal of Jayrich's helmet, causing both men to stumble back. They quickly recover, leaping at each other with a furious volley of exotic alien martial arts. Dispite his training and aggression, Jayrich cannot compensate for Duke's superior size.

Leaping clear Jayrich pulls some stun daggers from his belt and rushes Duke, dancing around the larger man in a dazzling display of speed and agility that leaves the bounty hunter wounded and stunned. Rolling clear, Duke pulls his secret weapon, the Feminizer, and fires, planning to transform Jayrich into a more easily managed female. Duke forgot one crucial fact, however: on Mars it is the female that is the dominant member of the species.

Gaining in height, speed, agility, and aggression; the now female Jayrich takes up her daggers and leaps at Duke again. Taken by surprise by the unexpected female ferocity, Duke grabs hold of Jayrich's arms trying to stop the movement of the deadly daggers. During the grapple Duke realizes the one trade off of male versus female on Mars: physical strength. Though female Martians are still a bit stronger than the average human, Duke is well above average.

Easily besting Jayrich in a physical show of dominance, Duke bends his rule about hitting babes and lands a haymaker across Jayrich's jaw that could have killed most humans. Looking up stunned from the grass, Jayrich's blurred eyes are staring down the barrel of Duke's gun. The last thing his ringing ears hear is Duke saying "Sorry, babe. Bounty says dead."

WINNER: DUKE NUKEM!

[Mad Hatter]

Awesome fight.

I need to quit slacking, and get into this.


MAD!