[Sinope!]

JAB, on 29 January 2012 - 04:59 AM, said:

What happens if your masturbation material no longer suits the job? Should I go more hard-core or just lay off a bit till I wean off of it? Drug addicts please advise.

Similar to crop rotation in farming you need to only "farm" a particular area for a short time. About six seasons of masterbation material will suffice. After the sixth season you can move back to the first material.

[Fester]

You need to move on to different material...try midget animal scat...that's definitely different!

[Elysium Bliss]

If it's the end of the world as we know it then why the FUCK do you feel fine!?

[Fester]

Get really stoned...drink wet cement!

fester

[Darth-BAW]

With the absolutely obscene amounts of porn easily and readily available online, I was wondering who here, if anyone, still buys skin mags?

To answer my own idiot question, I don't buy magazines anymore, unless they feature a celebrity pic or pictorial. I have a bit of a fetish for celebrities, and as much as I love the photoshop fakes the real thing is even better.

[JAB]

Well I did subscribe to Playboy, but I am probably going to let my subscription run out. They really pissed me off when they sent me a Marge Simpson Playboy issue without Marge on the cover. I suppose they expected me to run out and buy it twice, just for the cover? Anyways, the real question is, doesn't anybody still subscribe to Furry Porn Mags?

[Vltrerax]

I receive my heavy metal on the mail...

does that count?

[Fester]

I don't get any kind of mags in the mail anymore...maybe I'm retarded?

fester

[Darth-BAW]

I never subscribe to a magazine, if I want it from one month to another I'll just buy it off the rack. That way, as JAB already pointed out, if there's more than one cover for that month I can choose the one I want most.

I've never bought a furry porn mag, can't even seem to find them around here, but OrangeCat sent me a few of his old ones not too long ago that were pretty awesome.

I don't count Heavy Metal as a porn mag. I've bought a few issues back in the day and they have some really sexy art, but I consider it more a comic book than a porn mag.

[JAB]

Heavy Metal sucks smelly balls the size of watermelons. Why the thought that the publication of Drunna needed to be censored is beyond me. Fucking fascist!

[Elysium Bliss]

How do you find the strength to go on after being beaten down at just about every turn? What do you do when you just struggle to find the passion you once had? When life kicks you down repeatedly how do you keep strong?

[Fester]

Loved ones.

When I was down the hardest, I had friends, family, and the people who loved me to help put the pieces back together. Without them I wouldn't be here.

fester

[jaded_blue]

JAB, on 29 January 2012 - 01:59 AM, said:

What happens if your masturbation material no longer suits the job? Should I go more hard-core or just lay off a bit till I wean off of it? Drug addicts please advise.

I say stop masturbating cold turkey for a month... By the end of the month, dogs humping out in the yard will be enough to do the trick. Trust me.

Bet you can't do it.

[JAB]

jaded_blue, on 22 February 2012 - 12:15 PM, said:

I say stop masturbating cold turkey for a month... By the end of the month, dogs humping out in the yard will be enough to do the trick. Trust me.

Bet you can't do it.

Doing it! Actually, all this tax stuff is distracting me from my masturbation, so in a way I am being forced to behave.

[Fester]

I haven't behved in...actually I don't remember the last time I did the B word...

fester