[Sickpuppy]

So, got some inspiration from Oootex wanting to draw straws and Rhi's and my conversation about keeping Rosenrot warm, and this little idea popped into my head and I couldn't resist. Its very rough, I may try to polish it when I get to the end, it comes out as my idea of a comic book script although I realize the chat bubbles in some places would be to big, I was just trying to get the imagery out there, anyway, here is part one, and yes it is a blantant rip off, but its still fun, I encourage feed back on a massive level, even if you hate it

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Wizard of Jab

The Chatroom

Rhirhi was busy typing away at her computer and checking her Iphone for text when puppy logged into the chat room. She had already been having a fun time with Catsrock ruby and Rose, now she had puppy to torment. She sent a pm to the girls and told them to play along, and each one fiendishly agreed. Puppy tried to jump up on Rhi's lap, his normal place when she was around, but she soon stood up and walked over to Rose and started making out with her. Puppy got very excited because he loved to imagine himself trapped between to lovely girls such as these when they were making out and once again tries to jump up on Rhi's lap. Only to be ousted when catrock jumps into Rhi's lap and starts making out with Rhi and Rose. Puppy picks his spot again this time on Catrocks belly sense she is stretched out across the other 2 girls laps but once again is pushed out of the way when Ruby knock him to the floor as she starts to kiss and lick Cats exposed midriff and joins the make out party.

Puppy wanders around the group looking for any opening to get in the middle of this pile of hot nubile flesh but every time he finds a spot gets knocked off or pushed out of the way. Puppy finally becomes so frustrated he curls up in a ball on the floor and starts to sulk but still enjoys the show. The group of girls making out also draws the attention of others in the chat room. Cunt tells them all to grow up, being she has had a very bad day.

As they are all busy typing away a storm starts to form outside of each of their houses. Rhi is the first to mention how weird because moments before it was sunny and warm and now it looks dark as night outside. The others mention they also have storms brewing, and puppy thinks it is weird that there is plenty of thunder but seems to be no lightning. The others listen and see their storms have the same phenomenon. After some more talk they realize that they are each hearing the thunder at the exact same time despite the fact they are spread out all over the world. Each claims how freaky it all feels when each house/computer is struck by purple lighting and everything blinks out.

Waking up in Lurker Land

Rhirhi starts to come to and she is lying on the ground. She is still a bit dizzy and tries to shake her head to clear it. She hears a soft whining and looks over and sees Puppy nearby, and we mean actually SEES puppy. Puppy struggles to get up and turns around seeing Rhirhi lying on the ground. His eyes go wide as he recognizes her from some of the pictures he has seen of her online. Trotting over puppy tries to talk to Rhi.

"Hi Rhirhi, any idea where we are?"

Rhi looks real confused at puppy and it registers with puppy that the only thing that is coming from his mouth are some sharp woofs and a couple whines.

"Holy shit, why can't I talk?!"

Still he only gets more barks and whines.

Puppy becomes very concerned that he can no longer talk in his human voice and tries to focus on his power to change form. He pictures his human body in his head and begins to wiggle his little puppy shoulders but nothing happens. He tries to focus harder and put tremendous strain on his body to change but still nothing happens. Puppy slumps to the ground exhausted and concerned, and stares at Rhi, who is staring at him thrashing about.

"What's wrong little puppy, where are we?"

Puppy barks "I don't know, but it seems familiar. Your Rhirhi, I know you're Rhirhi, but I can't talk."

"I think I know you little puppy, quit wiggling about and come here."

Puppy walks over to Rhi and sits down in front of her. Rhi pushes herself off the ground and sits down next to him and scratches the top of his head. Her fingers slide back under his purple leather studded collar and follows it under his chin where she finds the metal tag in the shape of a skull and crossbones hanging.

"Oh look, there's a name on the tag… Sick. Your name is Sick? What kind of name is Sick for a puppy? Who do you belong too?"

"That's right Rhi, it's me, Sickpuppy, from the forums, and what do you mean who do I belong too. I belong to nobody."

"Don't be so growly, you may be cute... Sick, but I won't stand for you growling at me."

Puppy realizes he was growling and barking again and shuts up giving one little yip "Sorry."

Rhi starts to stand up feeling the dizziness is finally wearing off and dust off her clothes. She is wearing a dark purple mini skirt with black stars on the back and front and ties up the side held together by black laces. A velvety dark blue top with billowy sleeves that cuts off at her mid riff and seems almost too tight on her breast. On her legs is a pair of real silk thigh high stockings with a patent leather top and laced up the back with dark purple satin laces. The shoes are purple and black pumps with a thick platform and black heels. She looks down on herself and admires her new clothes, even turning around trying to see the back of her outfit. Puppy admires the new outfit too, especially the purple frilly boy shorts he can see looking up Rhi's skirt.

"So Puppy, where are we?"

As she asks that there seems to be some voices from the nearby bushes, and Rhi turns in that direction. Puppy's fur begins to bristle as he suddenly senses they are not alone, others are out there looking at them.

"Who is that, whose there?" Rhi slowly walks towards the bushes where they thought they heard the voices. More chatter seems to come from the bushes behind them and Rhi and Puppy spin around again.

"Come on, who is out there, don't be scared." Rhi starts to walk in the direction of those bushes, Puppy sniffs at the air and can tell they are actually surrounded on all side, but can't seem to define any one scent or where they might be hiding.

"Where do you think those voices are coming from Puppy."

Puppy shakes his head no and flops down.

"They are the Lurkers my dear."

Both Rhi and Puppy spin around and see a very sexy figure materialize out of thin air. She has a wide smile on her face and very little clothing on. Rhi gives a short gasp of surprise and steps back.

"O M G JADED BLUE ITS YOU… ITS ME, PUPPY, SICK PUPPY, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?"

"Yes Sick Puppy, I know who you are, and you don't need to shout, please turn your caps off."

"We.. we woke up here Blue, Rhi doesn't know who I am, and she can't understand me."

"Well of course she can't understand you if you just bark and growl at her, but sadly she will not be able to understand you till she remembers who you are. The link you two share is broken here in Lurker Land, and all the surrounding territories, Rhi doesn't remember much before she came here."

Rhi looks between Puppy and Blue confused, aware that some conversation is going on but only hearing Blues side of it and Puppy's growling barking and whining.

"Excuse me, who are you, and why do you keep talking to the dog… and how do you know my name?"

"I am sorry, allow me to introduce myself, I am Jaded Blue, Queen of the forum trolls, and this is Lurker Land. You are far outside the city of Jabville, on the outskirts of the forum zones. And this dog is Sick Puppy, and I can understand what he is saying, he knows who you are Rhi, don't you Puppy."

"Yes" it comes out as yif.

"Rhirhi, you somehow got sucked into this world, some form of magic brought you here, and Puppy too. I can tell you you came from the land of Australia, but it seems you have no memories of that, or who you are."

"Well, I know my name is Rhirhi, or Rhiannon, but everyone calls me Rhi, and I know I look good in this dress."

Once again Rhi turns around to show off her sexiness.

"Yes, very much so dear, and if there was more time… but there is not, for something dark approaches."

"Something dark, like what?"

Blue pulls out a long stylus that looks almost like a wand and an IPad tablet, she moves her fingers around the screen and then waves her stylus over the ground. At her feet two figures pop into view, one is short and squat with an orange beak, the other grows taller and sprouts a very cute tale and two pointy ears out of the top of her head.

Puppy begins to actually howl with laughter. Blue smiles at him and then turns to her minions.

"Lib, Vixen, I need you to make sure all the other lurkers are securely hidden, we don't want her finding any of them and turning them when she gets here. I know you want to talk to Puppy, but we don't have any time."

Lib looks at puppy and gives him a menacing look and then as best he can with his flipper gives him the finger, Vixen smiles at puppy and waves shyly.

"We know Puppy, and we wish we had more time, but we have to prepare because she will soon be here."

"Hi Rhirhi." Vixens walks over and gives Rhirhi a quick kiss on the face before walking into the bushes, as she enters them you hear other voices giggle.

"Who is this she?"

"She was once a Blissful Cunt, now she is just a Cunt. She is controlled by darker forces outside of this universe. Now she is coming here because she thinks you are responsible for the death of her errand boy."

"Death of who?"

"Follow me."

An opening forms in the circle of bushes and Blue leads Rhi and Puppy down a path to a small bridge that is fallen into a river. Sticking out from under the bridge is pale hairy pimpled ass with an extremely large purple vibrator sticking out of the anus. The only other parts visible are a pair of legs in blue jeans and a red and white baseball cap that says Memo.

"This was IamMe, he was sent to torture the lurkers by randomly fucking them in the ass. Cunt sent him here so no one from Lurker Land would rise against her or her dark goddess. When you arrived for some reason the bridge collapsed and crushed him beneath it, I'm sure Cunt blames you although it was just a freak accident."

"I didn't mean to kill nobody, I swear I didn't touch him."

"I know dear, but Cunt won't listen, the crazed bitch, she more than likely will try to destroy you, but I think we can keep that from happening."

"How do you plan on that?"

Blue walks over to IamMe's body and pulls the vibrator from his ass, she has to remove it like a sword from a sheath because of its length. When finally removed it is 4 feet long and as thick around as a two liter bottle. Blue takes it to the river and dips it in the water, waves her stylus and pulls it from the water completely clean.

"Don't worry, I completely cleaned and disinfected it, its good as new, as long as you carry the Violet Vibe Cunt will not be able to harm you."

Blue places the toy in Rhi's hands and it shrinks to a more acceptable size.

"Oh my, what happened?"

"The Violet Vibe is magical, it will grow or shrink to be the perfect size for whomever it is touching, now watch this."

Blue places her hand over the vibe while Rhi holds it from underneath. The vibe morphs to a double dong, one side staying the way it was in Rhi's hand the other side growing longer and thicker and sprouting bunny ears.

"Oh my, now what is it doing?"

Blue Blushes a little "It will now perfectly accommodate both of us, so if we wanted to we could use it together."

"Show me!"

"Oh my my dear, if we only had the time, but now Cunt approaches."

Now all three can hear what sounds like giant wings flapping over head. A woman dressed in all black leather descends from the sky, two giant fleshy wings on her back beating the air around them. Puppy nearly barfs from the smell, rotted tuna and soured milk. Her face is that of a giant pussy, with pink hair on top and a star tattoo on one side. Cunt lands and glares first at Blue, then at Rhi.

"So little girl, you thought you could invade my lands and steal my property, never mind killing one of my slave boys."

Cunt looks over at IamMe's body as it disintegrates into dust under the bridge.

"No ma'am, I didn't mean to do no such thing."

"Then why do you have my VIBRATOR!"

Rhi looks sheepishly at the toy in her hands and back at Cunt.

"I don't know ma'am, Blue gave it to me."

"Yes I did, and she will keep it till she is safely out of your reach."

"Oh really!"

Cunt holds out her hand a stream of putrid cunt juice and smegma shoots out, just before hitting Rhi in the face it splashes off to the sides. Rhi winces expecting to get smacked in the face but then slowly opens her eyes when it never connects. Some of the juices fall to the ground and puppy sniffs at them singeing his nose hairs, he barfs again.

"Give me back my DONG!"

"No!" Blue places her hand over Rhi's again making sure she doesn't try to hand it over.

"Rhi, as long as you hold this you will be protected from this foul Cunt. But be very careful, she will try and trick you to get it back."

"She can't hold onto that thing forever, someday I will destroy her."

Cunt spreads her pussy wings wide again and takes to the air.

"Mark my words, I'll get you you filthy slut, and your little dog too!" and flies away.

Blue starts to walk back towards the circle of bushes and places a firm hand on Rhi's back guiding her along. Puppy sniffs around IamMe's dust and stops just long enough to take a leak on the remains before catching up.

"Now dear, I know you are frightened, but as long as you have the Violet Vibe you will be safe. It is still safest if we get you home, back to your own world."

"How do we do that?"

"My guess would be you have to go see the Wizard."

"The Wizard?!"

"Yes, the Wizard of Jab, he will know how to get you home again."

"The Wizard can't do shit!" Lib squawks as he waddles back in from the bushes.

"Oh quite Libby, you know how powerful he is, and if he hears you he might come out here and show you." Rebukes Vixen as she walks back into the circle from the other side.

Puppy runs up to Vixen and starts jumping around her feet, she bends over and gives Puppy a scratch between the ears.

"Rhi, I would like to introduce Lib and Vixen, they are the governor and governess of Lurker Land."

"We actually know her already" Lib stares long and hard at Rhi "She really doesn't remember us?"

"Sadly no, not yet at least, she may get it back." Blue gives a Rhi a hug.

"What's going on, how am I suppose to know all of you?"

Vixen walks over to Rhi and gives her a hug and another kiss on the cheek. "Don't worry, the Wizard will get your memories back, I'm sure."

"Where do I find this Wizard?"

"He lives in Jabville, to get there you have to follow the road of choad."

"Follow the road of choad?"

"Yes, follow the road of choad."

Blue points at the ground and for the first time Rhi and Puppy notice it is a pink fleshy color and has a ridge running in a swirl from the middle, as they follow Blues finger they see the bushes part again in the opposite direction from the bridge and the road goes up over a hill.

"You might get there quicker if you lick it every once and awhile." Lib says while laughing.

A bunch of laughter erupts from the bushes and Vixen can be seen quietly laughing.

"You think I should lick the road of choad?" More laughter from the bushes, even Blue can be seen giggling, Puppy just shakes his head.

"No dear, you don't need to lick it, but you do need to follow the road of choad." Blue places her hand on Rhi's back again and starts to walk her down the road.

"So I just follow the road of choad and it will lead me to the Wizard in Jabville?"

"Yes Rhi, it will lead you to the center of Jabville, and from there you can find the Wizard."

"Gee thanks for all your help."

"You're welcome dear, and remember, keep the Violet Vibe safe, and close. Good luck Rhi!"

Rhi and Puppy wander down the road still trying to figure out everything that just happen. Blue Lib and Vix stand in the circle of bushes waving goodbye, the further away they get the more and more lurkers pop out of the bushes.

"Dammit!"

"What's wrong Libby?"

"We could have asked her to stay for the orgy."

[Elysium Bliss]

ROTFLMAO!!! Quite the epic read and here we are only on the first chapter!!! Outstanding Pup, truly outstanding and as mentioned earlier an epic undertaking. I look forward to seeing where our poor dear Rhi will end up in the next chapter however it's doubtful she could avoid my Flying Lurkers with Wings!!!

[Elysium Bliss]

When are we getting more!?

[Sickpuppy]

Sorry Bliss, all my free times keeps getting used up by extra work or shoveling snow, I am hoping to have time to sit down and bash out another chapter soon, I dont want to lose the story

[Elysium Bliss]

I don't want excuses, I want RESULTS!!! Glue your tail to the chair and write me more my little dog!!!

[Rose]

Awesome story to read over my morning coffee! Oh today is going to be horny and interesting, I think!!!!!! Thanks Sickpuppy!!!

But Cunt is right!! We need more!!

This post has been edited by Rosenrot: 16 February 2011 - 11:24 AM