[oootex]

Well it was getting cold down here so i was thing i better get some

polar bears traps (live ones). Well it warm so i was stuck with polar bear

trap but nothing to use them on. So I ask lil sis what I what should do

with them. She told I should try and trap a Bigfoot. Now lil sis is

smarter then me so i set out to do that. Set the trap up one then

other try different baits(side note) (pizza work best). Well what do you

know one mormin I was out checking the traps and found out That i had

something in one of my traps. As i got closer I saw that i had caught

a Bigfoot. Now for the good news and the bad news. The good new was

that I got a Bigfoot the bad new was THAT I GOT A BIGFOOT. Well i got up

to the trap> Look inside and saw that i had caught a Female Bigfoot. And

she was sniffing at me. Now some people will tell you that female Bigfoots

are smaller and weaker then male Bigfoots. Do not believe them! Well after

she sniff me a bit she took to tearing that net apart.(side note this

time of year is bigfoot mating season) (lil sis did not know this or did

not tell me) I decided it mite be a good time to give her some room You

know only a few miles or so I took off across the field or that was the

plan anyway. I got back to the house with part of my shirt most of my

pants and one boot.

I going to guess some of you want more details.

[oootex]

Sorry about the wait i heard a noise. Now where was I? Ah yes the details. Now i not going to go to much into the gorily details.

Well that female Bigfoot reach thus the net and got hold of my shirt. That when i decide it mite

be time to head for the house. Well i whet one way and most of my shirt stay with the female

Bigfoot. Well i was cutting across the field as fast as my legs would go jumping stumps and clearing

most of the thorns. (lost some pants there) Well I look over my shoulder and lady Bigfoot was gaining.

I did not know if that lady Bigfoot want to mate me beat me or eat me and i was not sticking around

to find out. Then i came up to the fence and mostly clear it.(lost more pants lot more). Well i

clear the gate and the lady Bigfoot was right on my tail. Well i knew i never make to the house .

So i head for the trees. (loss the boot when she grab at me) Well I did find out one thing That

this Bigfoot could not climb trees. But she sure could bend and shake them. Well she did when it got

close to the roof i hop off and to to the roof. She lost sight of me. Ran over the roof to the

front of the house. I look over the shoulder and knew she spotted me. Well let tell you lock the door

and started doing a scoopy doo. Got the bar on the door when she hit it . Snap it . Got a brace on the

door . She move it. I move the frig in front of the door. She move it . Then it got real quiet. And

that was the last time i seen the lady Bigfoot. (side note Never did find my shirt or my boot)

OH HECK I HEARD A NOISE. Thank lil sis for that great idea!!!!!

[Telgar]

nice humerous tale Tex.

[jaded_blue]

LMFAO! She'll prolly keep coming back. Heheh.

[Sickpuppy]

I got the wrong idea when I read the topic of this post, good read oootex, made me laugh