[Elysium Bliss]

I am so dumping you in the trash Spaz you Freshman dork!!!

[Spaz]

Elysium_Bliss, on 07 June 2010 - 12:28 PM, said:

I am so dumping you in the trash Spaz you Freshman dork!!!

Aw hell no! Gotta catch me first!

[Sickpuppy]

maybe we do it by post count, of course there is bound to be cliques

I want to be like, the coolest kid in tha marching band

[Elysium Bliss]

Well I'm definitely the what? Emo, punk chick who enjoys beating those around her!? Yeah that so works!

[Spaz]

I don't mind being the freshman

This post has been edited by Spaz: 07 June 2010 - 06:10 PM

[Telgar]

JAB, on 07 June 2010 - 09:51 AM, said:

There would definitely have to be a stratification of sorts. We can't have just any newbie walk in and claim to be a senior in this High School. There has to be ranks. I'll just up now.

Well we do have a ranking system of sorts, each member of the forum is in a group i.e. I am an Immortal. I definatly would not go with post count, as some of us who have been here a long time don't post alot, then some newbie who posts great work on every new topic is suddenly higher status. That would not be right.

[ragdoll]

JAB, on 06 June 2010 - 04:21 PM, said:

This idea has been floated around before. However, members come and go, so it will have to be a fluid type of comix where characters can disappear. Why don't you just call it Jabville High and have everybody here as bit players. I will be the principle and every time one of the female students gets in trouble, she is sent to the principal's office.

This doesn't mean that I will draw it. But it will have to be a collaborate effort from contributing artist. Catrocks is right, we already have something like this in MAM war. The good thing about JAM wars like MAM and Good vs. Evil is that their need not be any uniformity. "Jabville High" or whatever you end up calling it will have to follow similar format, where many contribute. Otherwise, you will have to coordinate with a few artist who are willing to give their time to draw out all that people here imagine, thus bringing uniformity in the drawing styles. That would be the ideal but not the reality. The reality is that you will have to go down a MAM war format. Perhaps this will be our next JAM that we do. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. There are still monkeys to kill.


JAB out

I get in trouble a LOT Principal Jab. Punish me if you think it will help me. Please?

Elysium_Bliss, on 07 June 2010 - 11:04 AM, said:

Well I'm definitely the what? Emo, punk chick who enjoys beating those around her!? Yeah that so works!

I think I'd be a perfect study partner for you Bliss, since I'm considered "dark". I'd like be the sophomore who likes making friends with freshmen girls, but they seem to keep disappearing. How odd.

[boogabear]

I would love to to be a transfer student. i could be that dude who's always around but never quite getting involved( maybe throw in 2cents here a nickle there).


here's me trying to pick-up Enigmawing's characters, Amethyst and Amber. funny how i see myself sometimes.

[Slick Jimmy]

A most interesting concept in this intriguing proposal...

Maybe it's just me, but I don't really wanna' be a student.

I mean we are all students in life until the day we move on to the next sphere...

But my eminent qualifications suit me better for another position in such a school...

I'd rather be a teacher.

And as for hierarchy? Fuck that!

Cool is cool. You just can't fake it, baby.

Either you can walk the walk, and talk the talk, or you can't.

Either yo' Mojo's workin', or it ain't.

You pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?

Can ya' dig it, my brothas n' sistas?

Even when ya' talkin' 'bout a dork like me!

So, looky here, children of the JABviile night...

As a dedicated educator, I feel it would be incumbent in my duty as an instructor in all things salacious to rigorously put my students through their copious curriculum, but I believe in a creative, stimulating educational environment that encourages my pupils to push barriers, expanding their horizons, and to think outside the box of stultifying mundane mediocrity, thus causing them to excel even unto extremes.

In short, the classes and subjects I teach will be nothing short of life changing, mind altering, perspective shifting gestalt reveries of monumental significance!

That's why I get the substantial salary I do, and have tenure...

That, and I'm hung like a Clydesdale, and fuck like a jackhammer, not to mention my intense emphasis on tantric methodology.

But I digress...

So I hope to see all your bright shining faces in class, not to mention your juicy pussies and turgid cocks, ready and steady to fill and expand more than just your brains!

Now don't be late... You might just miss something you'll want to know on the comprehensive final at the end of the semester.

Though you all shouldn't worry too much. Everybody in my classes eventually gets an A, as I give out lots of bonus points for special projects and extra credit assignments.

And remember, my door is always open if you need a lil' help, and some one on one instruction. This is especially true for our young ladies in the school, but I will try to advise our young sirs to the best of my ability, though my approach to them is less, how should I put it, hands on than it is with our pretty missies.

Oh, and one last thing...

The dress code for my class will be strictly enforced. Modesty is not tolerated among our lovely and sexy female students! Lewdness is a prerequisite! Boys, I don't really give a fuck what you wear, just as long as you can keep up your grades and your manhood to the high academic standards I set!

Yes, and Principal JAB, there definitely needs to be a school uniform, especially for our female student body that should be worn at least for the homeroom period, and official school assemblies, but boys should definitely have a dapper dress code as well. All of which, of course, is customizable to each individual's preferences. I mean, we're not running a muthafuckin' gulag here. This should be an environment of carnal creative endeavor as well as an institute of rapturous and licentious learning, don't you think?

Oh, and every last female should be on the cheerleading squad. As you know, cheerleaders are very popular, and we would never want any of our precious females to feel left out. Plus, cheerleaders have so many responsibilities to fulfill in regard to keeping the rest of the student body's spirits up. We would never want to deprive oor young ladies of their the full potential of their educational experience, now would we?

Besides, who doesn't want to see them all bouncing around, high kicking, and whatnot in sneakers, cropped tops, and those super-short skirts, with no panties on underneath them?

Mmmmm, can't you already smell the heady scent of deep wisdom, intent learning, and heated fucking in the air?

I sure can...

Professor Jimmy Out!

This post has been edited by Slick Jimmy: 12 August 2010 - 07:30 AM