[JKR666]

Okay, so what the fuck's going on now?

[Elysium Bliss]

JKR666, on 01 May 2010 - 10:58 PM, said:

Okay, so what the fuck's going on now?

Some Jabbers including myself, Hatter, and Ultre were enjoying a beautiful day at the beach when a stupid ape pushed Hatter off of his surfboard. I got angry, then Copy showed up jealous of Jab's cock. Suddenly the monkeys arrived and started worshipping Ultre but came to their senses when something big arrived. Jab embraced me and we're about to get it on when King Hung, giant gorilla weapon of the monkey army arrived, and Copy's still jealous!!!

[JKR666]

So.. Vltrerax wants the Hung guy dead?

[Copy Of]

The one true JAB is still imprisoned on Monkey Island. The Fake JAB is leading the monkey foot troops in an attempt to fuck all our women.

Not much happened right away because Bliss was the only one there. Fake JAB used every one of Bliss' sloppy holes numerous times while I took video of the whole thing (JAB is drawing that while we get on with the rest of the story). Then the girls showed up and Fake JAB ordered the monkey's to attack. They are all putting on fake cocks and gonna rape our women! There's a tiny gay homo monkey that Iame created that's gonna fuck Vltrerax, who for some reason is having a siesta. And there's a big monkey who seems to be just standing there waiting for Aveta to show up so he has something to fuck. And Hatter got eaten by Sharkey, but I have a feeling he'll be fine. When I get done filming Bliss acting like a slut, I'll start killin' me some monkeys.


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Oh and I can't draw worth shit, which is why the perspective on the hat and the blood pool suck.

This post has been edited by Copy Of: 02 May 2010 - 10:58 PM

[Elysium Bliss]

Bruce as the shark is known as is Hatter's pet. Why would it eat him? and you have a vivid imagination Copy. Even Jab himself said he isn't the fake one yet you persist in your propaganda to defile not just him, but also me. Proof of this propaganda plot is the fact the women have magically appeared. I do believe we would need such permission to include them in the jam, or at least have them throw some input into it. Sorry, better luck next time. And just wait until your lies are proven false duplicated one!!! Almost as false as your invention Fake Cock 101. We all know that's what made you famous.

[Copy Of]

Bliss: How'm I supposed to know why sharks do what they do? Hatter probably get's bitten by all his pets. He's kind of a dick.

lol It's not exactly hard to defile you, monkey lover. And as you've said yourself in the past, JAB is on Monkey Island. Remember how we went to go rescue him at the end of that other Jam? Well apparently we never found the island and killed all the monkeys, because here we are getting invaded by monkeys again with yet another false faced JAB stirring up trouble. (Which is your fault for starting this instead of finishing the other one.)

I'll draw (badly) the women getting attacked by monkeys tomorrow (assuming I'm still bored enough to do it). I've got a good ref for EW. Hopefully the rest of you lazy bastards will chip in before they are defiled before your very eyes. And obviously the women can all chime in any old time they want. That's why I'm waiting to draw any of them, to give them time.

And where's the fabled pic you said you were drawing?

[Elysium Bliss]

I've just worked my ass off this past week, and instead of the other jam I decided this was a better way to go. As for Jab being rescued it appears he's found his own way, after all he IS Jab, not some lowly mook!!! And I'm far from a monkey lover as I've been ranting and raving to exterminate the vermin!!! Reading requires looking at the words in the pictures not just wanking off to upright monkey asses as I know you were doing... don't lie!!! Beware my wrath once I am able to get involved again because you may have spewed your last false breath when I get done with you!!!

[Erikon]

[JKR666]

look very good Erikon.

[IamMe]

um copy the evil monkey I had drawn had Flames for hair, and that is really jab I'd never forget those hands and yes Bliss is really going to get plowed by Jabs "REAL" bohemeth cock and Ultre would never fall asleep after a mere two beer pyramid Erikon the add made me laugh nice going

[Vltrerax]

IamMe, on 03 May 2010 - 02:21 AM, said:

Ultre would never fall asleep after a mere two beer pyramid

you never know..



what can i say? beer goggles

[Elysium Bliss]

LOL, Ultre you never cease to make me laugh. However you have monkey hands all over you!!! Wash yourself and be a proud human!!! I want to draw a page for this soooooooooo bad but right now I just got notified that Nationally Syndicated Horror host, Mr. Lobo, asked me to draw a cover for one of his DVDs so I'll be busy for a few days!!! Monkeys DIE!!!

[Copy Of]

roflol

Wow, two awesome pages!!! Great job Erikon and Ultre! I laughed my ass off!! And for your reward... no page from me today.

Bliss: As usual you're all talk. Are you sure you're supposed to be a cunt? Cuz you sure act like a big mouth!
(Oh well, one pair of lips or another I suppose.) Seriously congrats on the cover! Knock it out of the park, babe! [smootch]

JAAAAABBBB!!??? Where are youuuuuuu? Oh that's right, stuck on Monkey Island. Maybe we should kill all these monkeys and follow them back home? Yeah, we'll find that island this time for sure!!

[Elysium Bliss]

Copy Of, on 03 May 2010 - 10:10 PM, said:

roflol

Wow, two awesome pages!!! Great job Erikon and Ultre! I laughed my ass off!! And for your reward... no page from me today.

Bliss: As usual you're all talk. Are you sure you're supposed to be a cunt? Cuz you sure act like a big mouth!
(Oh well, one pair of lips or another I suppose.) Seriously congrats on the cover! Knock it out of the park, babe! [smootch]

JAAAAABBBB!!??? Where are youuuuuuu? Oh that's right, stuck on Monkey Island. Maybe we should kill all these monkeys and follow them back home? Yeah, we'll find that island this time for sure!!

Incase you might have forgotten Copy, Aveta has left and I'm free from my wicked curse until someone dare attempt to imprison me in such a way again. Something I wouldn't recommend unless they enjoy pain and a brutal beating!!! So yeah, I may have a big mouth but I use it oh so well, and once I get back into this I'm gonna unleash hell on monkeys, and monkey lovers, and those who use monkey manufactured products like "King Dong". By the way, thanks for the well wishes. I've got to finish this DVD project pretty quick so hopefully it won't be too long before I'm back!!!

[Copy Of]

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