[Erikon]

Heh! Freaking awesome stuff, Blue and Mad! The sister Stewie Trper was a great touch!

[Copy Of]

Actually, Copy Of is still off wandering along the majestic hills and valleys, crunching the data on Aveta and back-tracking her whereabouts.

Now that I know we can just post stories I want to get back to the stuff I worked out with Bliss behind the scenes of the Dick Monster jam (was waiting for her to draw the whole thing, now I just need the intro).

I'll leave it to you guys to figure out what the fuck Momma Copy and Sister Trooper are. I say they're Hatter's sock and figurine as seen earlier, but long as you don't think it's me, I don't care. Maybe it's a bad clone someone tried to make. For now, I'm trying to figure how the jams connect to one another.

[jaded_blue]

LMFAO!! Good luck on that one.

[DkTrper]

I like Copy's idea. that will also give me time to put in order all the ideas i got for this thread.

[jaded_blue]

Blue came running back into the clearing where the rest of the Cunt Collision was gathered. She still drug the BlissyAlt along with her. Blue’s face was flushed in her excitement.

“Hey guys! Lookit what I found! I think it’s going to be my new bestfriend!” Blue stated emphatically.

A soft chuckle could be heard from Aveta’s skirts. “That’s the Blissbot, Blue,” Blissy replied.

Blue threw a disgruntled look in the direction of Aveta’s cunt. “Well, I don’t care. I love her,” Blue replied somewhat childishly as she gently patted the BlissyAlts hand. “I’m gonna keep her!”

The BlissyAlt was about a foot taller than Blue and it smiled down at Blue. “You can,” was all it said.

“See!” Blue exclaimed. “It loves me!”

“Well it is pretty hot,” Erikon chimed in.

“Yeah, I’m in on voting for us keeping her,” Jovan added.

“Sure. Why the fuck not?” SickPuppy also agreed.

Aveta rolled her eyes and was about to speak when Blue rudely interrupted her.

“Hey! Where the fuck is Hatter!?” Blue questioned suspiciously.

* * *

The MadHatter had snuck away while Blue was checking out the wreckage from the news helicopter. He was annoyed with the whole new situation. Why the fuck was Aveta back? And why was she continuing to be such a fucking bitchbag!? She should be bowing down to me! Everyone respects the MadHatter!

The MadHatter continued to walk not even noticing that he was walking in the direction of IamMe. His anger fueled him and he had covered a much further distance than he had originally planned. He was almost shocked to see how far he had come. He turned around to head back but a voice stopped him.

“Hey MadHatter!” IamMe called out to him.

Slowly Hatter turned to face IamMe. He debated whether he should just kill him immediately or hear him out first. His second thought won over the first, for the time being. He looked IamMe over and had to stifle a laugh, the poor guy looked like a fucked up version of Mr. PotatoHead.

“What do you want, Enemy?” the MadHatter asked quietly.

“Help me,” IamMe pleaded.

“With?”

“I want you to help me kill Aveta,” IamMe stated boldly.

The MadHatter laughed. “Why would you want to kill Aveta, son?” Then the MadHatter tried to explain something, “Look, kid, if you kill Aveta, then you kill fertility, which means that you are killing the whole human race. Do you really want to be responsible for that!?”

“YES!” IamMe practically screamed. Hatter just looked on in astonishment. “Also,” IamMe continued, “I want to murder Copy Of.”

“Copy Of!? But that’s your fucking teammate!”

“That bastard betrayed me and I want him to die!” IamMe continued.

The MadHatter looked at IamMe and felt that he may have actually found someone who was more insane than himself. He shook his head sadly. This poor kid was definitely not insane in a good way. IamMe took that as a negative from the MadHatter.

“I never thought I would see the day where the MadHatter wouldn’t want to kill someone,” IamMe said disgustedly.

The MadHatter made it look like he was considering the idea. “What about DkTrper?”

IamMe jumped at the chance. “We can kill him too if you like!”

“Oh, boy, you are a sad, sad person,” the MadHatter replied. Slowly Hatter pulled a sack out of his jacket. Shaking his head, he grabbed IamMe by the hair, ignoring IamMe’s screams of pain and outrage, and tossed him into the sack. Hatter slung the sack over his shoulder and carried his catch back to his fellow teammates.

* * *

Aveta and Blue were arguing about whether or not Blue could keep the BlissyAlt when Hatter rejoined them in the clearing.

“And here’s... Hatter!” Puppy announced.

The MadHatter grinned at SickPuppy. “Sup, Sicko,” Hatter happily replied to the greeting.

“What’s in the bag, Hat?” Erikon asked.

“Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that... IamMe’s head,” Hatter responded nonchalantly.

“No shit!?” Blue screamed excitedly.

“It’s about time the screw up does something right,” Aveta droned.

The MadHatter gave Aveta a dirty look. “He wanted me to help him kill you and ALL his teammates.”

Aveta laughed, sincerely amused. “And instead you brought him to us. Now I am impressed.”

“Come on, Hatter, dump out the bag!” Jovan asked while jumping around excitedly.

The MadHatter smiled and with great pride and a flair for the dramatic, he did just as he was asked. IamMe’s head came rolling out of the bag and landed head up right in front of Aveta. Aveta immediately took a step backwards a look of repulsion crossing her features.

“Aveta! Beautiful goddess...” IamMe began.

“Silence, idiot!” Aveta spat.

IamMe shut his mouth, whatever he was about to say he swallowed. Aveta’s command was as good as a curse, IamMe would speak no more.

Aveta looked around at the Cunts, “What should we do with this repulsive little traitor?”

From beneath Aveta’s skirts, Blissy spoke up, “I’d like to have a word with him, if you wouldn’t mind, Mistress.”

Aveta thought it over, then shrugged and lifted her skirts allowing Blissy free access to say whatever she pleased to IamMe.

Blissy said, “Yay!” and then pissed in IamMe’s face. “I spit on you for betraying your team!”

IamMe looked horrified and then squeezed his eyes shut. But still no sound came from his mouth. Aveta dropped her skirt back into place and only smiled her evil little smile.

“I will be the one to finish him off,” the MadHatter stated quietly but with firm resolve.

Aveta nodded at him and then lifted the silenced tongue curse from IamMe. “If you have any last words, now would be the time,” Aveta allowed in a moment of generosity.

IamMe looked at Hatter. “Why, dude?” He questioned in honest confusion.

The MadHatter picked up IamMe in between both of his hands. “Simple really, I’m a killer and you make me sick,” Hatter answered. And then he began to squeeze.

Slowly IamMe’s eyes began to bulge and a high mewling noise of pain came from his parted lips. The MadHatter continued to squeeze. First one eye popped from IamMe’s head and ran down his cheek like jellied-jam and then the second popped and did the same.

The Cunt Collision looked on in awe. And the MadHatter continued to squeeze.

A loud crunching noise filled the air as IamMe’s skull caved in. Brains, blood and chunks of skull spilled over the MadHatter’s wrists. The MadHatter pulled his hands apart, completely ripping apart IamMe’s head. He threw one half into the Great Jabville Ass-Hole and tossed the other half to SickPuppy, who immediately went to bury it in regions unknown.

“That takes care of that,” the MadHatter replied, wiping pieces of brain matter and guts on his jacket.

Blissy giggled from beneath Aveta’s skirts and Blue smiled. Jovan and Erikon hi-fived each other and the BlissyAlt grinned as she played Blue’s hair. Even Aveta had a slight wicked smirk on her face.

“One piece of shit down . . .” Aveta said savagely.



7/19/09

[Elysium Bliss]

Good riddance to bad rubbish!!! Awesome chapter Blue and certainly puts a definitive conclusion to this shortlived, one sided war. I love how you portray each one of us with our distinct personalities!!!

[Sickpuppy]

Puppy rejoins the group wiping the dirt from his paws on a patch of stiff grass.

"So, who wants a drink? I'll buy the first round." Puppy offers as the group begins its schlep back into town.

[BlissyAlt]

Well it was certainly nice to see one of the jams wrapped up so definitively. Great job guys and girls.

[IamMe]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.... I like the use of the chat log for the first part torn in half that is pretty epic and I got a golden shower as well, How cool. You all spent so much time killing me I am truly honored thank you all. well I guess that is game over see you all later

[jaded_blue]

Mem's check out the writing jam wars over in the writers corner. You should be able to prove your phenominal writing skillz over there.

[IamMe]

lol I can't write silly

[jaded_blue]

IamMe, on 26 July 2009 - 04:40 PM, said:

lol I can't write silly

Pfftttt . . . that's not what I heard.

[IamMe]

well my stuff up if your ready to criticize it.

[jaded_blue]

I'm not you . . . going to check it out now.

[BlissyAlt]

Such a drama queen!!!