[Elysium Bliss]

This has gotten pretty complex and intricate... face it Copy... you tried to warn the Dicks but just one question. How the hell is Memo masturbating? He's just a head!!! Eeeeeeew!!!

[Mad Hatter]

BlissfulCunt, on 16 July 2009 - 10:28 PM, said:

How the hell is Memo masturbating? He's just a head!!! Eeeeeeew!!!

The only thing I can think of is threw his nose!!

MAD!

[Copy Of]

BlissfulCunt, on 16 July 2009 - 07:28 PM, said:

This has gotten pretty complex and intricate... face it Copy... you tried to warn the Dicks but just one question. How the hell is Memo masturbating? He's just a head!!! Eeeeeeew!!!

I had some ideas about that, but they all sickened me, so ... I decided to be in another room completely while those two masturbated. Probably would have been good for shock points though. Still, it's a JAM so if any of you weirdos have ideas, it's still virgin territory.

Meanwhile, what's Aveta doing with Bliss?

[Sickpuppy]

Puppy dropped the cigarette dangling from his lips into the paw shaped ashtray he had made in his college ceramics class. He had once been the leader of his old pack but when Aveta arrived he knew it was his time to bow to a stronger alpha. Thinking to impress this goddess he ran to a nearby building crane and set the gears in motion. Using the claw like a giant childes game he lifted the feces covered phallus from the ground and jammed the rotation knob into place and dropped a rock on the acceleration pedal. He jumped from the control booth as the crane began to rotate increasingly faster. Before long the tower at the end of its cable became a blur, like the outside part of and amusement park tilt-a-whirl.

Under the strain the cable began to fray and a horrible wrenching noise filled the air. It was then the cable snapped flinging the wrecked home of the dicks into a passing news helicopter. The cock was eaten in the blades of the chopper, flinging pieces of penis flesh and shit all around. Memo still being trapped inside had the top of his head ripped off and all were exposed to the black hole of decaying trash that was his brain. A sucking noised ensued and the cunts gazed in awe as all the shit and refuse that had been flung about the cleavage peaks began to race towards Memo's open skull like metal nails to an electromagnet.

This post has been edited by Sickpuppy: 17 July 2009 - 06:41 AM

[Mad Hatter]

Wow, there's so many parts for the Memo Head - over 30 pieces in all! Get your Memo Head today!!!


MAD!

[DkTrper]

[Elysium Bliss]

Daaaaayamn!!! Double attack by SickPuppy and Hatter!!! I don't know if the Team Dick just loves the abuse or has been beaten so horribly that they have no clue what to do next!!! Copy? We officially accept your surrender if you feel that is best!!!

[jaded_blue]

FLASHBACK TO BEFORE PUPPY DESTROYED THE DICK TOWER: Aveta glared at the MadHatter. "Sup, donkey fucker, I see they let you outta the home again."

The MadHatter flipped Aveta off and took a step towards her. Thoughts of bending her over his lap and whipping her fine ass flitted through his mind. At the last moment he caught a hold of himself. He knew it would be no good to fuck with her right now. He would wait for a better opportunity. The MadHatter sat down in the grass and decided to watch the proceeds with a very speculative eye.

Aveta watched all this from the corner of her eye and a slight smile played across her features. Of course, that shit eating fucker backed down before he even got started, he knew he’d get his donkey loving ass kicked, Aveta thought.

Blue watched Aveta strut her shit and had to strenuously fight back the urge to kick the bitch goddess's ass herself. She couldn't stand that bitch, never had been able to. A thought that maybe she was jealous of Aveta crossed her mind but she waived it away immediately, she would never admit to being jealous of that high and mighty bitch.

Blue watched Puppy puffing on his smoke and panting around Aveta's heels. She rolled her eyes in disgust. Poor Puppy, already falling for that bitch's smell. Blue continued to watch as SickPuppy put out his cigarette in that paw shaped ceramic he always seemed to carry and then he scampered off towards a nearby crane. She thought about calling after him but then changed her mind, might as well let the Pup go play.

"I've missed you so much, Aveta. It's soooo good to be home. It's nice and warm and your thighs are so soft," Bliss crooned from beneath Aveta's skirt.

"Shut up, Cunt," was Aveta's only reply.

"Yes, Mistress," Bliss continued to croon.

"Nice to meet ya, mam," Jovan stated as he held out his hand for Aveta to shake.

Aveta merely looked at his hand and slowly Jovan dropped it, a look of embarrassment crossing his features.

Erikon smacked Jovan on the back as if to say 'don't worry about it, bro, let me handle this chic' and then he bowed low to Aveta.

"Welcome, Aveta, we've heard so many.. good things about you," Erikon said with a smile.

Aveta waved Erikon up. She then proceeded to explain to the boys how all powerful and amazing she was.

Blue went and sat down next to the MadHatter and watched this sickening display with disgust. She almost began to think that perhaps the reuniting of Aveta and Bliss was the most disgusting thing she had ever witnessed. Blue leaned against Hat, for once united with him since they both hated Aveta, and he put his arm around her comfortingly. Blue sighed.

All of a sudden a horrendous screeching could be heard in the skies and the Cunts jumped and turned to look. SickPuppy had done something great!

FAST FORWARD TO AFTER THE DEMOLION OF THE DICK TOWER: The wrecked news helicopter had landed only a five minutes walk from where they stood. Blue jumped at the chance to get away from everyone for a little while.

"I'll go see who was flying! Might have been Scribbleskillz! Gotta make sure he's alright." Blue exclaimed and took off towards the wreckage.

Everyone else watched in awe as IamMe's head collected all the shit and broken bits of the Dick Tower that had been flung all around the Majestic Cleavage Peaks. IamMe's head swelled enormously.

"Well now his head fits his attitude!" Erikon exclaimed.

Everyone started laughing.

Out of nowhere, they watched as, Mama Copy and little baby Sister Trper scrambled up to the engorged head of IamMe which now sat at the base of the Majestic Cleavage Peaks.

Mama Copy produced a shopvac the size of which has never been seen before out from under her apron and began to suck the crap outta IamMe's head with it.

"Becareful of his brains, Mummy," little baby Sister Trper pointed out.

After a little while, IamMe's head was back to normal size and the freakin huge ass shopvac disappeared back under Mama Copy's apron.

FAST FORWARD TO PRESENT TIME (AFTER IAMME WAS TURNED INTO MR.POTATO HEAD): Blue rummaged around in the helicopter wreckage looking for some sign of life. As of yet she had found nothing and was beginning to think that no one was flying the news helicopter. Maybe it was one of those remote control ones she had heard about. But who was filming? Who was reporting the news? These questions raced through her mind with no answers coming to her yet.

Blue figured she might as well head back to the Cunt Collision since there seemed to be nothing of interest to find here. She turned around to go and ran smack dab into Blissy. Blissy!? It was.. yet it wasn't. The person (or thing) she ran into looked exactly like Blissy but with minor differences. For one thing, the BlissyAlt (which is what will always come to Blue's mind when she views it), was smoking a cigar and was decked out in WWII tank pilot gear. The BlissyAlt was fucking HOT!

Blue didn't think, she just grabbed the BlissyAlt by the hand and practically dragged it back to the Cunts to show it off. For the first time since Aveta had showed back up, Blue felt extremely happy again.



717/09

[Elysium Bliss]

WOW!!! Memo's head inflating, Momma Copy and Sister Trooper, BlissyAlt!!! So many twists and turns with your latest chapter Blue and I loved it!!! Still goes to show that our rivals have proven to be nothing short of moronic!!! In a good way of course!!!

[DkTrper]

This is running so good that i don't even need to imput anything.

LOL

[jaded_blue]

DkTrper, on 17 July 2009 - 02:05 PM, said:

This is running so good that i don't even need to imput anything.

LOL

Now now now... get in on it, before I feel like I am taking over the world! Muawahahahaha!

[Aveta]

I always knew that slut was jealous of me.

[jaded_blue]

[DkTrper]

jaded_blue, on 17 July 2009 - 07:54 PM, said:

Now now now... get in on it, before I feel like I am taking over the world! Muawahahahaha!

Why should I, when this is going so good now.

Still, i fight conventional battles, with huge military forces in command. i'm not good on this unconventional warfare.

Who knows, i'll see if i can go ahead with some ideas i got.

[jaded_blue]

. . . do it to it, Trper!!