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Wow alot of SHIT went down while I was working today. after seeing this I believe its time for the dick Bomb plan we all talked about. also i need to get my body back
being a head is fun but with no head to control the body it will start raping again!
Cuntz Verses Dickz Deeper penitration the jam version of Beware my enemie!
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 05:11 AM
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FLASHBACK TO BEFORE BLUE FINDS HERSELF ON THE DICK SIDE OF THE FORCEFIELD: DkTrper has found himself in the same situation that Blue will find herself in an hour from now. He has walked into the Thread and has found that somehow he has walked in on the Cunts side of the war. A loud grumble emits from the area of his stomach and he leans forward quickly to clench the pain area. Sweat begins to pour down his brow and he knows that there is no way he can make it to his own side of the war before he shits himself. Furiously looking around him, he spots the Cunts bathroom only feet away. In a type of hobble lurch, only reserved for people who are afraid they are about to shit their pants, he slowly makes his way to this beautiful blessing from God.
Bursting into the Cunts bathroom and turning swifty to lock the door behind himself, DkTrper feels a sense of relief in the knowledge that he has made it this far. His only challenge left is in getting his pants down in time and he is sure he can make it. Rushing towards the toilet, he begins to frantically remove his suit, which is made out of pvc pipes and joints. He flings his WWII helmet from his head. Quickly pushing down his pants, he nearly cries out loud when his box of timer fused cherry bombs accidentally unloads into the toilet.
“FUCK!” he whispers but has no time to really think about it because at that exact moment a massive rumbling started in his gut. Quickly he slammed his ass down onto the toilet.. And just in time too. Shit racked through his body so furiously that he thought for sure he would go flying in the air, but he didn’t.
After forty minutes he finally felt it was safe enough to make it back to the homebase. He was worried about the cherry bombs that he had left behind, but he thought perhaps that IamMe would have an idea about how to use them. Quickly he slipped out of the bathroom, out of the Thread, and returned back to the Dick side with only 10 minutes to spare before Blue showed up.
FAST FORWARD TO THE GOLDEN SHOWER: Blue flew through the air, shit flying all around her, and landed hard on the ground on her shapely backside. Quickly she brought up her hands to shield her face from the massive amounts of shit and sewer water raining down on her. Blue hears a sudden, rapid “plop, plop, plop, plop, plop” and looks around to see the rest of the Cunt Squad hitting the ground around her.
Still dazed she gains her footing, but just barely as her feet slip and slide in the shit that is now layering the ground. Blue sees Blissy closest to her and reaches over to help Blissy to her feet (yes, feet... duh.. Hasn’t she had a body this whole time!?). Within seconds, Bliss is standing beside her.
“Well we better help the others,” Blue points out.
“Yeah,” Bliss replies as she leans over to pull Jovan to his feet. Jovan is completely covered in shit and a disgusted look crosses Bliss’s features as she grips his hand.
“Fuck! My ass hurts so bad!” Jovan exclaims miserably as he rubs his bruised and battered butt.
Blue looks around for Erikon, SickPuppy and Hatter and sees them all slowly clambering to their feet without help. She shakes her head sadly at the state of her Cunt Club.. Everyone is covered in shit and looks a little beat up or bruised in one way or the other. Blue knows that if she and Bliss are going to get spirits high once again then something must be done immediately.
Everyone stands there for a moment. All a little in shock and awe at the destructive genius of the Dick Squad. The Dick Tower is clearly visible lodged in the Majestic Cleavage Peaks and all heads have turned to view this astounding sight. SickPuppy is the first one to break the silence.
“Have fun jerking each other off!” SickPuppy yelled towards the Dick Tower. And then with only thoughts of cleaning the shit off himself and then taking a nice luxurious nap under a tree, Puppy trotted off towards the nearest sprinkler system which was just a hop, skip and a jump away.
“Oh! Puppy has the right idea!” Bliss squealed excitedly and raced off after the SickPuppy, slipping and sliding the whole way, to join him.
Jovan saw exactly where the other two were heading and he wasn’t about to be left out. He started running towards the sprinklers and slipped and fell. He got back up quickly and looked around to make sure no one had noticed then started running again.
“Make room for me!” he yelled. “I have poo all over me! Someone is going to have to get my back!”
Blue slowly trudged after Bliss, Puppy and Jovan, stopping only to grab ahold of Erikon’s hand and drag him with her.
“Come on, Hat,” Blue called behind herself.
The MadHatter watched as everyone made their way towards the sprinklers. He shook his head in wonder and couldn’t believe he chose such an idiotic side. And yet.. He followed the group.
* * *
The Cunt Collision ran screaming through the sprinklers, laughing and having an all around good time. Yeah.. They may not have actually been getting clean but they were having a blast!
Jovan ripped some grass out of the ground and started rubbing it along Bliss’s body.
All of a sudden the Cunt Collision heard a loud roar in the sky. Coming towards them quickly was the Dick Tower.
“Should be run?” Bliss whispered towards Blue.
“I don’t think it will matter,” Blue replied.
Within seconds the huge cock towered above them. From it’s slit a yellow juices rained over all of the Cunt team.
“Lemons!” SickPuppy proclaimed.
They all knew it to be true as the lemon juice squirting from the massive Dick Tower cleansed them of the shit they were caked in. Happily the Cunts danced around in the lemony downfall. Cleansing themselves and feeling free once more.
FAST FORWARD TO PRESENT TIME: After the Cunts had dried off they were all laying around under a tree that SickPuppy had chosen. The smell of lemon lingered around them all. Everyone was just relaxing; talking about their next course of action seemed to be the best subject they could come up with.
“A giant cock for a tower.. Ya think they may be overcompensating for something?” Bliss questioned innocently.
“More like a giant flying genital wart, to be honest,” SickPuppy replied.
“Holy fuckin shit, I have an idea,” Hatter tittered excitedly.
Everyone looked towards the Hatman in awe. The MadHatter began to whisper something in Blissy’s ear and a slow smile began to cross her face as she smiled wickedly.
“Yes.. I think that will do nicely,” Bliss said in agreement. Around her, all the Cunts began to smile.
* * *
Around, what was now know as, the Great Jabville Ass-Hole an especially livid type of excitement began. The geyser bubbled and gurgled and began to spit profusely. One minute there was just brown crust everywhere and the next minute there stood a ninety foot shit monster. The monster itself almost looked like the marshmallow monster in Ghostbusters and probably could have been confused for that if it wasn’t brown in color. The monster grinned.
“Me want dick! Big dick!” The monster bellowed vigorously.
* * *
Somewhere in the Dick Tower, Copy cringed and all of a sudden had a bad feeling.
“Hey guys. . .,” Copy began.
“Shut up, dude, we’re masturbating to the newest release of Girls Gone Wild!” IamMe (dickless, but still enthusiastic) interrupted. DkTrper nodded along with IamMe as he stroked his cock gently.
Copy Of rolled his eyes and quietly slipped out of the Dick Tower to take a walk and clear his head.
* * *
Bliss had her eyes closed in deep concentration. Controlling the shit monster took great effort and all the Cunts were scared to speak in case of disturbing her. Even in her concentration everyone could see her smiling.
Blue giggled lightly but stopped herself immediately when Erikon gave her a dirty look. Careful, that look said, we don’t want to disturb her. Blue winked at Erikon and the Cunts waited in silence.
* * *
The humongous shit monster began to make it’s way towards the Majestic Cleavage Peaks where the Dick Tower had re-buried itself after that golden shower it had bestowed upon the Cunts. Within moments it reached these said Peaks and grabbed ahold of them, smearing shit all along the downward curve of the Cleavage.
“ME WANT DICK!” the Shit Monster screamed.
* * *
Inside the Dick Tower IamMe and DkTrper heard the scream.
“What the fuck is that?” IamMe questioned timidly.
DkTrper looked scared. “I dunno and I’m not waiting to find out,” he called as he raced out of the lair.
Fuck, IamMe thought, how the hell can I run with no legs?
* * *
The gigantic Shit Monster turned it’s back on the enormous Dick Tower. It’s plans were to have the massive dick fill its asshole. The monster smiled at the thought.
* * *
“What the mother fuck is going on around here,” Aveta screamed upon witnessing all the Cunts sitting around watching Bliss. “Don’t you mother fuckers do anything besides stare like goddamn retards!?”
All of a sudden Bliss lost control of the giant Shit Monster.
* * *
The Shit Monster fell on the Dick Tower. Crushing it into its shit asshole. Forever sealing the Dick base (and IamMe) within its shit.
* * *
“OMG! Aveta! OMG! I.. I... I...” Bliss stammered.
“Shut the fuck up. I’m here to take over. I leave you in charge and you do a shitty fucking job, literally,” Aveta answered. “It’s about time you remembered what you were made for.”
Blissy’s body began to disappear. All that could be see was a solitary cunt.. And this floated towards Aveta and under her skirt.
“It’s good to be back home, Mistress,” Bliss’s voice could be heard from Aveta’s skirts.
“You’re damn right it is, now shut the fuck up,” Aveta stated affectionately.
The rest of the Cunt Collision stared on in awe at this unexpected turn of events. All but one.
“So, so, so.. The queen bitch has returned, has she?” Hatter stated with humor in his voice staring straight at Aveta. “And what the fuck do you expect to do about these Dicks?”
7/16/09
Bursting into the Cunts bathroom and turning swifty to lock the door behind himself, DkTrper feels a sense of relief in the knowledge that he has made it this far. His only challenge left is in getting his pants down in time and he is sure he can make it. Rushing towards the toilet, he begins to frantically remove his suit, which is made out of pvc pipes and joints. He flings his WWII helmet from his head. Quickly pushing down his pants, he nearly cries out loud when his box of timer fused cherry bombs accidentally unloads into the toilet.
“FUCK!” he whispers but has no time to really think about it because at that exact moment a massive rumbling started in his gut. Quickly he slammed his ass down onto the toilet.. And just in time too. Shit racked through his body so furiously that he thought for sure he would go flying in the air, but he didn’t.
After forty minutes he finally felt it was safe enough to make it back to the homebase. He was worried about the cherry bombs that he had left behind, but he thought perhaps that IamMe would have an idea about how to use them. Quickly he slipped out of the bathroom, out of the Thread, and returned back to the Dick side with only 10 minutes to spare before Blue showed up.
FAST FORWARD TO THE GOLDEN SHOWER: Blue flew through the air, shit flying all around her, and landed hard on the ground on her shapely backside. Quickly she brought up her hands to shield her face from the massive amounts of shit and sewer water raining down on her. Blue hears a sudden, rapid “plop, plop, plop, plop, plop” and looks around to see the rest of the Cunt Squad hitting the ground around her.
Still dazed she gains her footing, but just barely as her feet slip and slide in the shit that is now layering the ground. Blue sees Blissy closest to her and reaches over to help Blissy to her feet (yes, feet... duh.. Hasn’t she had a body this whole time!?). Within seconds, Bliss is standing beside her.
“Well we better help the others,” Blue points out.
“Yeah,” Bliss replies as she leans over to pull Jovan to his feet. Jovan is completely covered in shit and a disgusted look crosses Bliss’s features as she grips his hand.
“Fuck! My ass hurts so bad!” Jovan exclaims miserably as he rubs his bruised and battered butt.
Blue looks around for Erikon, SickPuppy and Hatter and sees them all slowly clambering to their feet without help. She shakes her head sadly at the state of her Cunt Club.. Everyone is covered in shit and looks a little beat up or bruised in one way or the other. Blue knows that if she and Bliss are going to get spirits high once again then something must be done immediately.
Everyone stands there for a moment. All a little in shock and awe at the destructive genius of the Dick Squad. The Dick Tower is clearly visible lodged in the Majestic Cleavage Peaks and all heads have turned to view this astounding sight. SickPuppy is the first one to break the silence.
“Have fun jerking each other off!” SickPuppy yelled towards the Dick Tower. And then with only thoughts of cleaning the shit off himself and then taking a nice luxurious nap under a tree, Puppy trotted off towards the nearest sprinkler system which was just a hop, skip and a jump away.
“Oh! Puppy has the right idea!” Bliss squealed excitedly and raced off after the SickPuppy, slipping and sliding the whole way, to join him.
Jovan saw exactly where the other two were heading and he wasn’t about to be left out. He started running towards the sprinklers and slipped and fell. He got back up quickly and looked around to make sure no one had noticed then started running again.
“Make room for me!” he yelled. “I have poo all over me! Someone is going to have to get my back!”
Blue slowly trudged after Bliss, Puppy and Jovan, stopping only to grab ahold of Erikon’s hand and drag him with her.
“Come on, Hat,” Blue called behind herself.
The MadHatter watched as everyone made their way towards the sprinklers. He shook his head in wonder and couldn’t believe he chose such an idiotic side. And yet.. He followed the group.
* * *
The Cunt Collision ran screaming through the sprinklers, laughing and having an all around good time. Yeah.. They may not have actually been getting clean but they were having a blast!
Jovan ripped some grass out of the ground and started rubbing it along Bliss’s body.
All of a sudden the Cunt Collision heard a loud roar in the sky. Coming towards them quickly was the Dick Tower.
“Should be run?” Bliss whispered towards Blue.
“I don’t think it will matter,” Blue replied.
Within seconds the huge cock towered above them. From it’s slit a yellow juices rained over all of the Cunt team.
“Lemons!” SickPuppy proclaimed.
They all knew it to be true as the lemon juice squirting from the massive Dick Tower cleansed them of the shit they were caked in. Happily the Cunts danced around in the lemony downfall. Cleansing themselves and feeling free once more.
FAST FORWARD TO PRESENT TIME: After the Cunts had dried off they were all laying around under a tree that SickPuppy had chosen. The smell of lemon lingered around them all. Everyone was just relaxing; talking about their next course of action seemed to be the best subject they could come up with.
“A giant cock for a tower.. Ya think they may be overcompensating for something?” Bliss questioned innocently.
“More like a giant flying genital wart, to be honest,” SickPuppy replied.
“Holy fuckin shit, I have an idea,” Hatter tittered excitedly.
Everyone looked towards the Hatman in awe. The MadHatter began to whisper something in Blissy’s ear and a slow smile began to cross her face as she smiled wickedly.
“Yes.. I think that will do nicely,” Bliss said in agreement. Around her, all the Cunts began to smile.
* * *
Around, what was now know as, the Great Jabville Ass-Hole an especially livid type of excitement began. The geyser bubbled and gurgled and began to spit profusely. One minute there was just brown crust everywhere and the next minute there stood a ninety foot shit monster. The monster itself almost looked like the marshmallow monster in Ghostbusters and probably could have been confused for that if it wasn’t brown in color. The monster grinned.
“Me want dick! Big dick!” The monster bellowed vigorously.
* * *
Somewhere in the Dick Tower, Copy cringed and all of a sudden had a bad feeling.
“Hey guys. . .,” Copy began.
“Shut up, dude, we’re masturbating to the newest release of Girls Gone Wild!” IamMe (dickless, but still enthusiastic) interrupted. DkTrper nodded along with IamMe as he stroked his cock gently.
Copy Of rolled his eyes and quietly slipped out of the Dick Tower to take a walk and clear his head.
* * *
Bliss had her eyes closed in deep concentration. Controlling the shit monster took great effort and all the Cunts were scared to speak in case of disturbing her. Even in her concentration everyone could see her smiling.
Blue giggled lightly but stopped herself immediately when Erikon gave her a dirty look. Careful, that look said, we don’t want to disturb her. Blue winked at Erikon and the Cunts waited in silence.
* * *
The humongous shit monster began to make it’s way towards the Majestic Cleavage Peaks where the Dick Tower had re-buried itself after that golden shower it had bestowed upon the Cunts. Within moments it reached these said Peaks and grabbed ahold of them, smearing shit all along the downward curve of the Cleavage.
“ME WANT DICK!” the Shit Monster screamed.
* * *
Inside the Dick Tower IamMe and DkTrper heard the scream.
“What the fuck is that?” IamMe questioned timidly.
DkTrper looked scared. “I dunno and I’m not waiting to find out,” he called as he raced out of the lair.
Fuck, IamMe thought, how the hell can I run with no legs?
* * *
The gigantic Shit Monster turned it’s back on the enormous Dick Tower. It’s plans were to have the massive dick fill its asshole. The monster smiled at the thought.
* * *
“What the mother fuck is going on around here,” Aveta screamed upon witnessing all the Cunts sitting around watching Bliss. “Don’t you mother fuckers do anything besides stare like goddamn retards!?”
All of a sudden Bliss lost control of the giant Shit Monster.
* * *
The Shit Monster fell on the Dick Tower. Crushing it into its shit asshole. Forever sealing the Dick base (and IamMe) within its shit.
* * *
“OMG! Aveta! OMG! I.. I... I...” Bliss stammered.
“Shut the fuck up. I’m here to take over. I leave you in charge and you do a shitty fucking job, literally,” Aveta answered. “It’s about time you remembered what you were made for.”
Blissy’s body began to disappear. All that could be see was a solitary cunt.. And this floated towards Aveta and under her skirt.
“It’s good to be back home, Mistress,” Bliss’s voice could be heard from Aveta’s skirts.
“You’re damn right it is, now shut the fuck up,” Aveta stated affectionately.
The rest of the Cunt Collision stared on in awe at this unexpected turn of events. All but one.
“So, so, so.. The queen bitch has returned, has she?” Hatter stated with humor in his voice staring straight at Aveta. “And what the fuck do you expect to do about these Dicks?”
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 07:18 AM
Yawnnnnnnnnn. Can't we get some real adversaries in here? These cocksuckers are boring.
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 07:24 AM
An amazing chapter Blue!!! I see the dickeads got what was coming to them and poor poor Memo is trapped beneath shit!!! It seems those dicks have been owned!!! Speaking of which... hiya Aveta!!! Uhm... kinda didn't do so good at the leadership role... just good to be home again!!!
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 07:56 AM
BlissfulCunt, on 16 July 2009 - 03:24 AM, said:
hiya Aveta!!! Uhm... kinda didn't do so good at the leadership role...
Pfft...like she is going to do any better!!
MAD!
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 10:20 AM
Aveta, on 16 July 2009 - 03:18 AM, said:
Yawnnnnnnnnn. Can't we get some real adversaries in here? These cocksuckers are boring.
All heil Aveta, Master of cunts. The Alpha and the omega. The begining and the end.
The cunt wasn't defeated, but recalled. the real action starts now.
AVETA: Master Aveta, could we please you in taking part in this fight?
MEMO: Would you like to be implanted in a cyber-armor or would you prefer a clone?
Also, wasn't originaly the main goal to defeat the cunt? would having the cunt recalled be considered "mission complete"?
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 04:19 PM
Wow, Blue! That was totally fucking AMAZING!!! Erikon gives Blue a congratulatory pat on her shapely backside... Okay, more of a squeeze actually!
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 05:11 PM
DkTrper, on 16 July 2009 - 03:20 AM, said:
All heil Aveta, Master of cunts. The Alpha and the omega. The begining and the end.
The cunt wasn't defeated, but recalled. the real action starts now.
Also, wasn't originaly the main goal to defeat the cunt? would having the cunt recalled be considered "mission complete"?
The cunt wasn't defeated, but recalled. the real action starts now.
Also, wasn't originaly the main goal to defeat the cunt? would having the cunt recalled be considered "mission complete"?
Not by a longhsot, if that were the case this war would have been over the minute Memo lost his head!!! It was him I swore to destroy!!!
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 05:49 PM
LEMONS!
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 06:25 PM
DkTrper, on 16 July 2009 - 05:20 AM, said:
All heil Aveta, Master of cunts. The Alpha and the omega. The begining and the end.
The cunt wasn't defeated, but recalled. the real action starts now.
AVETA: Master Aveta, could we please you in taking part in this fight?
MEMO: Would you like to be implanted in a cyber-armor or would you prefer a clone?
Also, wasn't originaly the main goal to defeat the cunt? would having the cunt recalled be considered "mission complete"?
The cunt wasn't defeated, but recalled. the real action starts now.
AVETA: Master Aveta, could we please you in taking part in this fight?
MEMO: Would you like to be implanted in a cyber-armor or would you prefer a clone?
Also, wasn't originaly the main goal to defeat the cunt? would having the cunt recalled be considered "mission complete"?
its true with the cunt submitting to Aveta again! (Just like Good verses Evil)my enemy has been insulted far greater than my own I maybe just a head, but Bliss is a slave. Its the Dick teams new goal to escape the Shit that BLISS! covered us in and free That fucking cunt from Aveta's control only then will we have victory over our enemy!
in this devastating turn of events I would seems I must turn my game up killing a Fertility goddess isn't easily after all she hasn't lasted this long for no reason.
as of right now our new goal is to slay Aveta!
also my next few pages will be sex unfortunately inorder to keep up i must well this page says it all!
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 10:13 PM
IamMe, on 16 July 2009 - 02:25 PM, said:
its true with the cunt submitting to Aveta again! (Just like Good verses Evil)my enemy has been insulted far greater than my own I maybe just a head, but Bliss is a slave. Its the Dick teams new goal to escape the Shit that BLISS! covered us in and free That fucking cunt from Aveta's control only then will we have victory over our enemy!
in this devastating turn of events I would seems I must turn my game up killing a Fertility goddess isn't easily after all she hasn't lasted this long for no reason.
as of right now our new goal is to slay Aveta!
also my next few pages will be sex unfortunately inorder to keep up i must well this page says it all!
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in this devastating turn of events I would seems I must turn my game up killing a Fertility goddess isn't easily after all she hasn't lasted this long for no reason.
as of right now our new goal is to slay Aveta!
also my next few pages will be sex unfortunately inorder to keep up i must well this page says it all!
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well, if ya want to free the dick tower, just fire the BUKKAKE canon. it's blast should clear up most, if not all, the shit.
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 11:22 PM
IamMe, on 16 July 2009 - 11:25 AM, said:
Its the Dick teams new goal to escape the Shit that BLISS! covered us in
Ummm.. actually only you are the one that is buried in shit. Copy is out taking a walk somewhere (only he knows where I suppose) and Dk made a run for it and I think he made it out of the Dick Tower before the monster fell on it. So yeah.. you're the only one buried.. and with only a head and no body I think its going to be quite tough for you to get out.
On another note: Nice page. I lol'ed.
And on another nother note: I highly doubt you stand a flying fucking chance against a fertility goddess but I'm pretty positive that she will be outrageously amused by your efforts.
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 11:25 PM
jaded_blue, on 16 July 2009 - 04:22 PM, said:
Ummm.. actually only you are the one that is buried in shit. Copy is out taking a walk somewhere (only he knows where I suppose) and Dk made a run for it and I think he made it out of the Dick Tower before the monster fell on it. So yeah.. you're the only one buried.. and with only a head and no body I think its going to be quite tough for you to get out.
On another note: Nice page. I lol'ed.
And on another nother note: I highly doubt you stand a flying fucking chance against a fertility goddess but I'm pretty positive that she will be outrageously amused by your efforts.
On another note: Nice page. I lol'ed.
And on another nother note: I highly doubt you stand a flying fucking chance against a fertility goddess but I'm pretty positive that she will be outrageously amused by your efforts.
LMFAO!!!
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:17 AM
i lol'd at "fertility goddess".
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 02:04 AM
Nicely done, Blueeeee!
My favorite line:
"Around her, all the Cunts began to smile."
I mean really. There was a ton of excellent imagery, but that was the best (even if I take it out of context in my head).
IAME: Ya gotta do what ya gotta do, dude. Let me know if I can help. I'm never more than a saucer ride away. Although I gotta say, I kind of expected you to make a new rule: no one can post to the thread but Bliss and IAME, and Bliss can only post cleavage. BTW, by Fertility Goddess did you mean the Shit Monster? Because ... I could see that.
OK, storytime.
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Following the Golden Shower, all was jubilation and praise. But something wasn't quite right. A growing feeling of unease crept into Copy's heart as he drifted over to a window and leaned against it with all due moroseness and rebel-without-a-causeitude. Seriously, he was there looking very mysterious and sexy for like two minutes before...
CO(thinking): Hmmm, my towel is tingling. This could be what I was waiting for. I better find out what the Cunts are up too.
He made an arcane gesture and, with thumb to ear and pinky stretched to lips, began to speak into the gloom.
CO: Copy to Greys. Copy to Greys, come in Greys.
G: Grey 192.543 responding. How may I help you, Copy Leader?
CO: Response acknowledged. Please do a trace on subject: CUNT. What's she up to?
G: Command acknowledged, Copy Leader. Looks like an energy spike in her vicinity. Will recon, analyze and contact you with further details. Please keep this channel open.
CO: Acknowledged, Grey 192.543. I look forward to your report. In the meantime, can you patch me into Dick Tower common room?
G: Wait for the tone please.
SFX: beep boop boop doot deet deet dee!
IAME: Holy shit, what's that??!
Drktrpr: Chill, it's just the intercom. Copy? That you?
CO: Yeah, sorry to bother you guys but ...
IAME: Shut up, dude, we’re masturbating to the newest release of Girls Gone Wild!
Copy rolled his eyes.
CO(thinking): OK, I did not need that image in my head.
CO: This is important ...
IAME: Trooper, turn up the TV or something. Fuck!
Copy frowned. Opened his mouth, but was interrupted.
G: Results complete, Copy Leader. Shall I pipe them to your towel?
CO: Please do.
G: One moment.
SFX: Beep beep boooo!
Copy's towel began flashing a moment later. Quickly he whipped it off and placed it against the wall, pressing it's top edge to adhere it to the surface. He was completely nude underneath, thick cock swaying as he stepped forward to press his palm against the towel. Boop! Lines and graphs scrolled across the towel's suddenly translucent surface. Responsomoters and expenciation rates confirmed his hunch.
CO: Great job, Grey 192.543. This is what we were waiting for. This much magical throughput should turn the head of whoever Bliss is drawing from. With any luck she'll come right to us.
G: Orders, sir?
Copy bit his lip in thought.
CO: Set up surveillance. We don't know who or what the Host is. I want all data possible before we commit to an action. Acknowledge please.
G: Command acknowledged. Surveillance Wing is moving into formation at staggered altitudes: planetary, orbital, and galactic.
CO: Good. Please request a Pan Galactic watch on all observatories for the next few time points. I'll like to see if we can track this thing entering. Maybe we can find it's lair.
G: Request pending. Sir, the Mothership sends their compliments and hopes that you will not place yourself in any undue danger.
Copy smiled.
CO: Worried about their stud, eh?
G: We all are, sir. Please take care.
Copy chuckled lightly.
CO: Concern noted, Grey 192.543. Thank you. I'll be good. Closing channel. Over.
G: You're very welcome sir. I will be on watch for the next time period. Please do not hesitate to contact me if you need anything.
CO: Will do.
G: Channel closing.
SFX: Beeb boop bye!
Copy took his hand away from his head and shook it out. Damn thing always got hot while communicating with ships in orbit. Quickly he retrieved his towel, and made his way to the kitchen, where he scrawled a message to the Dicks and left it on the refrigerator.
CO: Guess I shouldn't be surprised that they acted like dicks. Hopefully they'll get this in time.
From there it was a quick jaunt to the elevator, up to the Head, and -- with towel outstretched above him -- he glided smoothly to the mountains base.
It was only a matter of time now.
My favorite line:
"Around her, all the Cunts began to smile."
I mean really. There was a ton of excellent imagery, but that was the best (even if I take it out of context in my head).
IAME: Ya gotta do what ya gotta do, dude. Let me know if I can help. I'm never more than a saucer ride away. Although I gotta say, I kind of expected you to make a new rule: no one can post to the thread but Bliss and IAME, and Bliss can only post cleavage.
BTW, by Fertility Goddess did you mean the Shit Monster? Because ... I could see that.OK, storytime.
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Following the Golden Shower, all was jubilation and praise. But something wasn't quite right. A growing feeling of unease crept into Copy's heart as he drifted over to a window and leaned against it with all due moroseness and rebel-without-a-causeitude. Seriously, he was there looking very mysterious and sexy for like two minutes before...
CO(thinking): Hmmm, my towel is tingling. This could be what I was waiting for. I better find out what the Cunts are up too.
He made an arcane gesture and, with thumb to ear and pinky stretched to lips, began to speak into the gloom.
CO: Copy to Greys. Copy to Greys, come in Greys.
G: Grey 192.543 responding. How may I help you, Copy Leader?
CO: Response acknowledged. Please do a trace on subject: CUNT. What's she up to?
G: Command acknowledged, Copy Leader. Looks like an energy spike in her vicinity. Will recon, analyze and contact you with further details. Please keep this channel open.
CO: Acknowledged, Grey 192.543. I look forward to your report. In the meantime, can you patch me into Dick Tower common room?
G: Wait for the tone please.
SFX: beep boop boop doot deet deet dee!
IAME: Holy shit, what's that??!
Drktrpr: Chill, it's just the intercom. Copy? That you?
CO: Yeah, sorry to bother you guys but ...
IAME: Shut up, dude, we’re masturbating to the newest release of Girls Gone Wild!
Copy rolled his eyes.
CO(thinking): OK, I did not need that image in my head.
CO: This is important ...
IAME: Trooper, turn up the TV or something. Fuck!
Copy frowned. Opened his mouth, but was interrupted.
G: Results complete, Copy Leader. Shall I pipe them to your towel?
CO: Please do.
G: One moment.
SFX: Beep beep boooo!
Copy's towel began flashing a moment later. Quickly he whipped it off and placed it against the wall, pressing it's top edge to adhere it to the surface. He was completely nude underneath, thick cock swaying as he stepped forward to press his palm against the towel. Boop! Lines and graphs scrolled across the towel's suddenly translucent surface. Responsomoters and expenciation rates confirmed his hunch.
CO: Great job, Grey 192.543. This is what we were waiting for. This much magical throughput should turn the head of whoever Bliss is drawing from. With any luck she'll come right to us.
G: Orders, sir?
Copy bit his lip in thought.
CO: Set up surveillance. We don't know who or what the Host is. I want all data possible before we commit to an action. Acknowledge please.
G: Command acknowledged. Surveillance Wing is moving into formation at staggered altitudes: planetary, orbital, and galactic.
CO: Good. Please request a Pan Galactic watch on all observatories for the next few time points. I'll like to see if we can track this thing entering. Maybe we can find it's lair.
G: Request pending. Sir, the Mothership sends their compliments and hopes that you will not place yourself in any undue danger.
Copy smiled.
CO: Worried about their stud, eh?
G: We all are, sir. Please take care.
Copy chuckled lightly.
CO: Concern noted, Grey 192.543. Thank you. I'll be good. Closing channel. Over.
G: You're very welcome sir. I will be on watch for the next time period. Please do not hesitate to contact me if you need anything.
CO: Will do.
G: Channel closing.
SFX: Beeb boop bye!
Copy took his hand away from his head and shook it out. Damn thing always got hot while communicating with ships in orbit. Quickly he retrieved his towel, and made his way to the kitchen, where he scrawled a message to the Dicks and left it on the refrigerator.
CO: Guess I shouldn't be surprised that they acted like dicks. Hopefully they'll get this in time.
From there it was a quick jaunt to the elevator, up to the Head, and -- with towel outstretched above him -- he glided smoothly to the mountains base.
It was only a matter of time now.
This post has been edited by Copy Of: 17 July 2009 - 02:06 AM
