After a few minutes Copy Of got bored with his crayons.
CO: This fucking sucks. Boys, it's been fun, but this ain't what I signed on for. I mean, we were supposed to have an awesome headquarters, but this is a dinky little death trap with a clear divider. What happened to the death ray and the cock shaped tower? For fucks sake, these floors aren't even ... even! Seriously, if you guys don't step it up soon, I'm taking off.
DkTrper: Wait for it...
CO: Huh?
DkTrper: Wait for it...
IAME: No way, you did it?
DkTrper: Wait for it...
Over on the Cunt Side of the force (field) everybody was holding their noses, but they weren't doing it to be snooty, they were doing it because someone on their side had just broken the toilet with a massive shit. A shit like you wouldn't believe. A shit so big and so fowl that if Jabville had an agency that regulated toxic spills, they'd throw up their arms and say, "Fuck it, this mess is too huge!"
DkTrper: Now!
As the Cunts fell to arguning about who did what to the toilet, the damn thing suddenly blew up.
DkTrper started to laugh while a brown tide spread over the Cuntside floor with a malevolence matched only by the Cunts themselves.
DkTrper: Cardboard, indeed! How do you like them cherries, ya pie whores?
By his side sat an empty box of cherry bombs. The Dicks started to laugh as they watched mayhem ensue.
Over on Cuntside, a SickPuppy began to lap at the brown tide, even as it rose to his knees. Hatter screamed like a little girl and busied himself saving his "presciouseseses." Which turned out to be a bunch of cum stained socks with bullet holes in them, a figurine he'd decorated with makeup, and a strawberry smeared bag of apples -- one of which had the word IAMEMO scrawled on it in childish letters.
Bliss and Blue jumped up on chairs and started shouting for the Pussies to do something about the leak. Blue even went so far as to brandish a whip. Cowering in fear, Erikon grabbed Jovan and stuffed him into the porcelain ruin that once was a toilet as best he could. Did a fairly good job too until more of DkTrper's cherry bombs started blowing the thing up again. The two were instantly covered in shit.
At this point Hatter was crouched on the sink like a cat ready to piss, clutching his presciousesese and snarling at everyone. A bit of shit had landed on Blue's boots and she danced around like a fairy saying "Ew!" and "Ick!" while Bliss shouted for Blue to get ahold of herself.
Blue: Getitoff, gettitoff, gettitoff!
Bliss: Stop being such a baby, we've got to get out of here. Erikon, try the door!
Erikon waded to the door (the shit is hip deep by this point and it'll soon be easier to just swim) and tried it. The thing shifted slightly, but only enough to let in a crack of sunlight. Something grey blocks the shafts of light as they try in vain to penetrate the shit hole that is Cunt Central.
Erikon: No good Mistress, looks like it's sealed from the outside with ... duct tape?
High-fiveing can be heard from the Dickside until a terrible discovery is made.
CO: Uh, guys? Isn't that the button that turns off the forcefield over on the Cuntside?
IAME: Yeah, that's how Bliss let Blue in earlier.
DkTrper: Damn Cunts always have the button.
CO: Dude, shouldn't we be more worried about this? They might figure out they should come through this way.
IMAME: Already planned for, my friend. DkTrper, initiate Phase Two of Operation: Cunt Blast.
DkTrper: Initiating!
Over on Cuntside, Bliss was licking Blue's boots clean (not sure how that happened) when a loud ca-chunking startled them. They looked over to see the Dick room begin to rise. It rose and rose until it became obvious that the floor they were standing on was actually the tip of a giant dick. The thing rose and rose until it was positively huge. It was so huge that Blue's mouth hung open and she started drooling on Bliss's head as those short pink locks bobbed up and down and along the length of the shit stained boots.
Soon the Dick Tower loomed over the shit filled Cunt Central. DkTrper polished the head of Dick Tower proudly.
DkTrper: Built it myself.
IAME: Nicely done boys! Chalk another one up for the Dick Team!
CO: Right on, but uhm, I feel kind of bad leaving them to wallow in their own filth. Isn't there anything we can do? I mean, look, the shit's so high it's almost hit the fan in there.
DkTrper: Wellll, I suppose we could set them free. I mean, I don't want them to die or anything.
IAME: Yeah, we expected them to get out waaay before now. There's a lever over there, Copy. Throw it and they'll be free. But do it quick and follow us down the Vas Deferens. You don't want to be up here when it goes down.
CO: Yeah, OK. You guys ready?
DkTrper jumped down the hole in Dick Tower's cock head.
IAME: Go for it! We'll see you inside The Ball Sack.
Copy Of threw the lever and quickly made his way down the penis slide as the whole thing began to shudder. Within seconds he was safely down in the heart of Dick Tower. From there they watched on ultra-big screen's as Dick Tower jumped straight into the air on a jet of fire, pivoted along the Ball Sack Axis, and smashed into Cunt Central spewing shit and cunts everywhere.
The resulting crater would be known thereafter as the Great Jabville Ass-Hole, which is known to geyser from time to time as the result of cherry bombs (or whenever a cunt is near).
From there Dick Tower cut power and allowed itself to fall, tea-bagging the ground and the fleeing cunts before rocketing off towards the Majestic Cleavage Peaks, where it lodged itself happily.
And throughout the land one fierce battle cry resounded.
GO TEAM DICK!!!
This post has been edited by Copy Of: 15 July 2009 - 02:48 AM
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