[IamMe]

it would seem the pussies have lost there dicks!

[Elysium Bliss]

IamMe, on 13 July 2009 - 11:13 AM, said:

it would seem the pussies have lost there dicks!

Or not!!!

[Erikon]

Hee Hee! Never fear, the Cunt is here! And it"s got that new cock smell!

[DkTrper]

That is one fast "before and after" duo.

[IamMe]

Man bliss I love your art style I really like how you put That stupid IamMe in his place with your own home brewed quality art I just can't wait to see what that faggot has up his sleeve I imagine your destroy him as easily as you have just now! lol

[Copy Of]

Brilliant job, IAME! I'm glad you were able to get surveillance of what those dastardly pussies are up too. No good as it turns out! That's exactly the thing I was afraid might happen. What can I tell you two (former) guys, we warned you.

And then Bliss went and made it worse. Does your evil know no end, Twat Master General Pink? All that hard work they (well, Erikon at least) did for you and you skip out on the payment??? At this point we can only avenge you (former) guys.

So let that be a lesson to any men sitting on the fence. You must never trust a pink trollop, no matter how slutty she looks on the outside, because on the inside, she's just a cunt!! And she's waiting to steal your cocks and replace them with cunts! And then not put out!

I actually feel kind of sorry for Blue, she was betrayed as much as the guys were. And she looked so happy down there on her knees... You know what? Blue, come on over to our side, we've got something for you to suck at -- besides choosing sides.

[IamMe]

OKAY enough time out new rule

as i have noticed this jam consists of one image and a whole lot of Photoshop

I Understand it was the dick team who started the photoshoping, I propose That both teams stop. before baby jesus starts crying, we came here to jam and jam we must but please lets jam clean and fair and for god sake show some more cleavage bliss

[Elysium Bliss]

IamMe, on 13 July 2009 - 07:13 PM, said:

OKAY enough time out new rule

as i have noticed this jam consists of one image and a whole lot of Photoshop

I Understand it was the dick team who started the photoshoping, I propose That both teams stop. before baby jesus starts crying, we came here to jam and jam we must but please lets jam clean and fair and for god sake show some more cleavage bliss

Okay, okay I'll deliver some new stuff, I just had to take the opportunity to get the joke across.

[IamMe]

BlissfulCunt, on 13 July 2009 - 09:16 PM, said:

Okay, okay I'll deliver some new stuff, I just had to take the opportunity to get the joke across.

now that we aren't arn't photoshoping anymore what about the cleavage!

[Sickpuppy]

lol hard at "new cock smell"

[jaded_blue]

Blue saunters into the Thread and glances around herself in amusement. My, what ferocious fighting we have in here, she thinks and then barely controls the squeals of hysterical laughter that threaten to overtake her.

Only a thin glass wall separates the Dick side from the Cunt side. Somehow Blue has walked into the Dick side of the Thread. No matter.. She figures she might as well check the place out while she is here.

She sees Copy Of sitting over in the corner of the thread with a wicked gleam in his eyes and crayons spread all around him. Blue knows instinctively that he is just waiting for a post that he can take over and turn inside out.. Beautifully he applies the colors, but then... BAMMO! His deranged urges cause him to become delusional in his efforts and he ends up butchering what was meant to be.

Blue continues to glance around. Perched ever so precariously on a stool she sees the head of IamMe. IamMe stares back at her and opens his mouth to spurt some inane bullshit. Blue tries to resist the urge, but cannot, as she strides over to the stool and kicks it as hard as she possibly can. She watches IamMe’s head roll under the Thread couch and smirks.

Turning ever so slightly, ignoring IamMe’s screams of outrage, Blue spots DkTrper sitting in another corner and peeping through the glass partition at Blissy. He has cardboard taped to his back and toilet paper rolls taped to his head. There is a pile of toy army trucks in front of him and, in between bouts of screaming at them to attack, he mumbles, “Oh yes, Bliss, oh yes I want you. If you will only give it up, I will come to your side...”

Blue shakes her head sadly at what amounts to the Dick side. It’s a truly pathetic sight indeed. Swiftly she walks to the glass, far away from DkTrooper, and taps lightly on it. Erikon is the first to notice her.

“Blue! Uh.. What the fuck are you doing over there?” he asks with a confused expression.

“Walked into the wrong damn door, I guess,” Blue replies happily.

Jovan has noticed Blue now too.

“Well get your ass over here, Blue.” Jovan says a bit impatiently.

“Yeah, yeah... but how?” Blue says while eyeing the glass.

“Fuck...” Jovan and Erikon say at the same time.

Bliss finally notices Blue’s dilemma and walks over to the glass. Out of the corner of her eye, Blue notices DkTrper starting to stroke his cock. Blue tries in vain to wash the image from her mind.

“Well fuck, Blue, ya dumb slut.. just walk through,” Bliss states with conviction.

“Oh, okay. But if I knock myself out I’m kicking your ass.”

Blue takes a step back and sees Erikon watching with disbelief. She then closes her eyes and walks forward. After three steps she reopens her eyes and sees her friends around her smiling.

Blue giggles, “It worked.”

“God, she’s such an idiot,” Hatter whispered as he walks up to see what all the commotion was about.

All of a sudden Sickpuppy burst into the room. Everyone stared at him in shock. He was drooling all over the floor and peeing in his excitement. MadHatter stepped forward to confront him.

“Who the fuck are you!? And what are you doing in here!?” the MadHatter questioned.

“I’m Sickpuppy and I am down with the cunts, and on the cunts, and in the cunts...”

Everyone in the room smiled and welcomed the Puppy.

Hatter walked up to Sickpuppy, “Welcome to the team, son,” he said just before slamming a pie into Puppy’s face.

Everyone laughed and Puppy happily licked the pie from his chops. And Blue couldn’t help but think how that now makes six against three.



7/13/09

[Elysium Bliss]

LMFAO!!! If that isn't the most accurate portrayal of our dear rivals!!! I couldn't stop laughing at the insanity!!! Awesome entry Blue it's clear this war has just shifted in the Cunts' favor!!!

[DkTrper]

I hate to repeat myself, but my suit is made of high-strengh PVC pipes, joints and a WW2 helmet.

Also, my army trucks are vintage collection and i keep them in a box.

[jaded_blue]

DkTrper, on 14 July 2009 - 03:20 AM, said:

I hate to repeat myself, but my suit is made of high-strengh PVC pipes, joints and a WW2 helmet.

Also, my army trucks are vintage collection and i keep them in a box.

Mah bad.. they looked like toilet paper rolls to me... man! Clean those things off once in a while. Polish them up and shit. LMFAO!

[IamMe]

what a laughing stock IamMe is so weak!
I don't see how a awesome team like team cunt even stands to have such a weak and pointless rival like team dick.