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Good vs. Evil Vol 11: Elysium gets fucked!

#226 User is offline   Slim#1 

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 07:00 PM

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lol it would be class! and im so glad your drawing

COME ON PEOPLE< I MUST PRESS ON< JOIN MY TEAM NOW! STATS YPOUR NAMES

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Im in Bedpan!! ;D
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 07:04 PM

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You all good guys are so stupid ! You have already loose...

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great work seb, but ele is still the boss, dont take that away from, her!

ok here is my list of troops

-JEFF
-GOOD SEBS
-SLIM

JOIN SOON FOR THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 07:22 PM

It's okay Red! Let DarkSebs have his fun, besides I have my own agenda at the moment!!! Mwuah, ha, ha!!!
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 09:22 PM

bedpan> I think Blue will have to come with us imperatively !

Let's see :
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 09:24 PM

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I have my own agenda at the moment!!! Mwuah, ha, ha!!!


That explains this page from a desk calendar I found...

8:00 am: Alarm goes off. Hit snooze.
8:10: Alarm goes off. Hit snooze.
8:20: Alarm goes off. Hit with sledgehammer.
8:45: Minion comes to wake me up. Hit with sledgehammer.
8:55: Get sick of smell from minion's crapped pants due to head trauma. Get out of bed, have another minion clean up mess.
9:00: Have breakfast, which is now ice cold after sitting for an hour.
9:30: Meeting with senior minions (Baw, Meph, etc) to go over strategy.
9:33: Run from meeting because breakfast went bad and is now making a hasty exit from intestines.
9:58: Finally get back to meeting, find everyone got sick of waiting (and listening to noises from bathroom door) and left
11:00: Lunch.
1:00 pm: Manicure.
1:30: Pedicure.
2:00: Hairdresser
3:30: Massage
3:45: Fuck masseur.
5:00: Record session of nearly-incoherent babbling and maniacal cackling to be played via aircraft-mounted loudspeakers over Good territory
6:00: Dinner
7:30: Sit on ass, doing nothing in particular
8:00: Use minions for target practice out of boredom
9:00: Bedtime
9:15: Fuck Jab in dreamland
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#231 User is offline   Elysium Bliss 

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 09:46 PM

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I have my own agenda at the moment!!! Mwuah, ha, ha!!!


That explains this page from a desk calendar I found...

8:00 am: Alarm goes off. Hit snooze.
8:10: Alarm goes off. Hit snooze.
8:20: Alarm goes off. Hit with sledgehammer.
8:45: Minion comes to wake me up. Hit with sledgehammer.
8:55: Get sick of smell from minion's crapped pants due to head trauma. Get out of bed, have another minion clean up mess.
9:00: Have breakfast, which is now ice cold after sitting for an hour.
9:30: Meeting with senior minions (Baw, Meph, etc) to go over strategy.
9:33: Run from meeting because breakfast went bad and is now making a hasty exit from intestines.
9:58: Finally get back to meeting, find everyone got sick of waiting (and listening to noises from bathroom door) and left
11:00: Lunch.
1:00 pm: Manicure.
1:30: Pedicure.
2:00: Hairdresser
3:30: Massage
3:45: Fuck masseur.
5:00: Record session of nearly-incoherent babbling and maniacal cackling to be played via aircraft-mounted loudspeakers over Good territory
6:00: Dinner
7:30: Sit on ass, doing nothing in particular
8:00: Use minions for target practice out of boredom
9:00: Bedtime
9:15: Fuck Jab in dreamland


Jeff!? I see you've paid my room a visit too!!! The daily conundrums of an Evil Mistress is not always fun and games, as you can plainly see!!! But I see you forgot masturbate repeatedly... uh... ooops!!!
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#232 User is offline   redpan_stickman 

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 10:36 PM

i flatterd to star in your work sebs, but right now im otherwise buisy, you cant use me agen! lol

i need to work on my big robot in peace!!!

(as if im a full emeber now lol)
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Posted 17 November 2006 - 03:59 AM

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Greetings Doc Ice, I was wondering if you might be in need of a Jedi in the neutral zone? I was pulled into this war and assumed to be evil, neither the good or bad really appeal to me (both seem to be evil :D). If u welcome me aboard I will defend the neutral zone with my life.
*Bows before Doc Ice, awaiting his decision.*

-CW


cyber_windu well be sure of your place for if you are good or evil your powers are usless here.

Only the neutral's have there powers here.

And masters of our Domain.

Drops cyber_windu a rope.

Come on up well see how you work out.

And just to let you know.

I built this wall.

And No.

I am of the Uber Race.
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Posted 17 November 2006 - 05:25 AM

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Greetings Doc Ice, I was wondering if you might be in need of a Jedi in the neutral zone? I was pulled into this war and assumed to be evil, neither the good or bad really appeal to me (both seem to be evil :D). If u welcome me aboard I will defend the neutral zone with my life.
*Bows before Doc Ice, awaiting his decision.*

-CW


cyber_windu well be sure of your place for if you are good or evil your powers are usless here.

Only the neutral's have there powers here.

And masters of our Domain.

Drops cyber_windu a rope.

Come on up well see how you work out.

And just to let you know.

I built this wall.

And No.

I am of the Uber Race.


*cyber_windu climbs the rope to the top of the Neutral Wall. Once atop the wall, cyber_windu concentrates realizing he still has his connection with the force*
My powers remain... I am where I truly belong.
*cyber_windu bows before Doc Ice*
I am at your command, Doc.

-CW

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Posted 17 November 2006 - 03:40 PM

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Greetings Doc Ice, I was wondering if you might be in need of a Jedi in the neutral zone? I was pulled into this war and assumed to be evil, neither the good or bad really appeal to me (both seem to be evil :D). If u welcome me aboard I will defend the neutral zone with my life.
*Bows before Doc Ice, awaiting his decision.*

-CW


cyber_windu well be sure of your place for if you are good or evil your powers are usless here.

Only the neutral's have there powers here.

And masters of our Domain.

Drops cyber_windu a rope.

Come on up well see how you work out.

And just to let you know.

I built this wall.

And No.

I am of the Uber Race.


*cyber_windu climbs the rope to the top of the Neutral Wall. Once atop the wall, cyber_windu concentrates realizing he still has his connection with the force*
My powers remain... I am where I truly belong.
*cyber_windu bows before Doc Ice*
I am at your command, Doc.

-CW


First off get up man.

Yeah I am the boss but I am no asshole.

Call me Doc. :)

And you my new and trusted friend what shall I call you CW or Cyber?

OK here is the deal this is our domain and our wall.

In the neutral zone we rule.

So they have to pay our toll to pass.

What is the toll?

Well that is up to use.

It can be a qestion or a act they have to do for us.

If someone needs by and you are here first you let them know yourself what is to be done.

When I am gone you are the keeper of the wall.

nd here is one of our toys we have here.

I took what Duke used on the hatter and made it in to a rocket and now not only can it change ones sex it can also change them into what ever we like.

Of course I also have the some in a canon forum.

But I am sure you are a man who holds true to his own devices as a Jedi.

Although if you ever have the urge feel free to use them.

Just remember shot thought the glass wall ports and not thought the glass.

It will just bounce off back on you.

Kitchen and restroom are right though that door.

Bedrooms one floor below them.

I see you have no Icon so tell me about yourself Jedi.
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Posted 18 November 2006 - 12:31 AM

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Greetings Doc Ice, I was wondering if you might be in need of a Jedi in the neutral zone? I was pulled into this war and assumed to be evil, neither the good or bad really appeal to me (both seem to be evil :D). If u welcome me aboard I will defend the neutral zone with my life.
*Bows before Doc Ice, awaiting his decision.*

-CW


cyber_windu well be sure of your place for if you are good or evil your powers are usless here.

Only the neutral's have there powers here.

And masters of our Domain.

Drops cyber_windu a rope.

Come on up well see how you work out.

And just to let you know.

I built this wall.

And No.

I am of the Uber Race.


*cyber_windu climbs the rope to the top of the Neutral Wall. Once atop the wall, cyber_windu concentrates realizing he still has his connection with the force*
My powers remain... I am where I truly belong.
*cyber_windu bows before Doc Ice*
I am at your command, Doc.

-CW


First off get up man.

Yeah I am the boss but I am no asshole.

Call me Doc. :)

And you my new and trusted friend what shall I call you CW or Cyber?

OK here is the deal this is our domain and our wall.

In the neutral zone we rule.

So they have to pay our toll to pass.

What is the toll?

Well that is up to use.

It can be a qestion or a act they have to do for us.

If someone needs by and you are here first you let them know yourself what is to be done.

When I am gone you are the keeper of the wall.

nd here is one of our toys we have here.

I took what Duke used on the hatter and made it in to a rocket and now not only can it change ones sex it can also change them into what ever we like.

Of course I also have the some in a canon forum.

But I am sure you are a man who holds true to his own devices as a Jedi.

Although if you ever have the urge feel free to use them.

Just remember shot thought the glass wall ports and not thought the glass.

It will just bounce off back on you.

Kitchen and restroom are right though that door.

Bedrooms one floor below them.

I see you have no Icon so tell me about yourself Jedi.


*cyber_windu rises*
kk Doc, you can call me Cyber, i just uploaded a new icon(been meaning to change it LOL). I was a confused Jedi after surviving Palpatine's attack, finding my way here I soon gave in to the Dark Side (but soon after returned to the light), but being evil grouped me in with the other baddies and I was mistakenly pulled in. That is why I am here, to be where I should and to show others that I am no longer evil.
I may use the rocket and cannon, I do have a secret weapon, but I do need a lab to mass produce it. It could be very useful (and just plain funny to use if fired at the right moment ;) )
thx for the tour, I gotta go pretty bad.
*cyber_windu dashes off to the bathroom*

-CW

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Posted 01 March 2007 - 06:13 PM

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great drawings JAB  ;D ;D ;D

[highlight]who was Bliss fucking?[/highlight]

i wonder who's next on her list?
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Hey Jack! The person Bliss is fucking, is none other then Jab, and this is Bliss dream.

Shaggy B! 8-)


i was trying to keep up... :-?
i thought JAB was the wise, old asian guy with the mustache and beard?

JAB, my brother you better be carefull...do we know Bliss's gender????
Oh yea, she says she's a girl, but she is evil...reasonable doubt  8-) ::) :P

now that "she's" through with him, i wonder who is next?

jack


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i was watching the goin ons last night and i thought JAB had everything under controll he was kickin' some major evil ass  ;D

but JKR666 came up on his flank and inflicted some damage :o :(

i did some recon this afternoon and it looks like some the evil bastards were celabrating their victory...
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come on JAB were counting on you 8-)

jack

:o :o
i kinda felt bad writing this back when i did...i wasn't sure, but i had my doubts  ::)..

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LOL Are my eyes wrong or... did you start drawing a dick to Bliss ?  ;D ;D

 :)

Where are you Sebs??


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I don't know why bedpan is that all surprised?  Him and Redpan are the same as well.   So you are off the good team Bedpan, I cannot have a traitor in my ranks.  >:( And Bliss, if you are really Hatter's sister, there is no need for you to leave.  This is all part of my plan on tearing the evil side down.  All's fair in love and war. ;) ;D

JAB out :)

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I don't know about kissing her boots personally Hatter, but I will send you someone who would love to kiss her boots, her ass, her tits, her everything.  Take that as a gesture of good will on my part.  Now, let's battle! 8-)

JAB out :)



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::) :o :o :P :-[ :-* ;D ;D ;D
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Posted 11 March 2007 - 12:18 AM

"Well it looks as if Jab and sebs own this page."
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 02:18 AM

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great drawings JAB  ;D ;D ;D

[highlight]who was Bliss fucking?[/highlight]

i wonder who's next on her list?
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Hey Jack! The person Bliss is fucking, is none other then Jab, and this is Bliss dream.

Shaggy B! 8-)


i was trying to keep up... :-?
i thought JAB was the wise, old asian guy with the mustache and beard?

JAB, my brother you better be carefull...do we know Bliss's gender????
Oh yea, she says she's a girl, but she is evil...reasonable doubt  8-) ::) :P

now that "she's" through with him, i wonder who is next?

jack


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i was watching the goin ons last night and i thought JAB had everything under controll he was kickin' some major evil ass  ;D

but JKR666 came up on his flank and inflicted some damage :o :(

i did some recon this afternoon and it looks like some the evil bastards were celabrating their victory...
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come on JAB were counting on you 8-)

jack

:o :o
i kinda felt bad writing this back when i did...i wasn't sure, but i had my doubts  ::)..

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LOL Are my eyes wrong or... did you start drawing a dick to Bliss ?  ;D ;D

 :)

Where are you Sebs??


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I don't know why bedpan is that all surprised?  Him and Redpan are the same as well.   So you are off the good team Bedpan, I cannot have a traitor in my ranks.  >:( And Bliss, if you are really Hatter's sister, there is no need for you to leave.  This is all part of my plan on tearing the evil side down.  All's fair in love and war. ;) ;D

JAB out :)

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I don't know about kissing her boots personally Hatter, but I will send you someone who would love to kiss her boots, her ass, her tits, her everything.  Take that as a gesture of good will on my part.  Now, let's battle! 8-)

JAB out :)



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::) :o :o :P :-[ :-* ;D ;D ;D






Ah yes, I remember this unfolding of events. I was at one of my lowest points and so close to leaving the site. I figured I would continue to get blasted and teased about my gender. I was so scared the one place I had found salvation would be the very place to tear me down. However time heals all wounds and like it says under my Avatar, pain is temporary, I've moved on and have accepted myself for who I am truly. I can proudly say I am a woman without fear of bieng treated differently thanks to the understanding of everyone in this place. I love you all!!!  :-* :-* :-*
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