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"The War has started." Vol 7

#16 User is offline   jaded_blue 

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 07:20 AM

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We shall rest for tonight....for tomorrow will be a difficult day.   I pray for all my friends who join me in battle.

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Amen.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 09:04 AM

Not so much a battle of strength, but a battle of morals :P

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 03:39 PM

Blue is making quite a few angel appearences lately!

Excellent work Vix!  We all love an all girl wrestling match ... even if it is only moral wrestling!

Keep it coming everyone!  THis war is going great so far ...

Hatter I'm glad to see everythign fixed and the evil machine running smoothly.  

Blis .. These are fucking sweet drawings you been kicking out!  

Kon-El  See my pic earlier in the thred .. .no messing with my new tank!  he he ... but good comeback!

Doc_S  as cool as your minions might be .. .minions always fail.  Sure they will soften them up some, but when it comes to taking down big names like Slim #1 we gotta get our own hands dirty.  So be prepared .. we are outnumbered and we will have to make each of our battles count!

JAB ... Kicking sweet ass is what I have to say about your pics so far.  Of course its our ass thats getting kicked so I will have to kindly ask you to stop.  That didnt work? Oh well to the fields of battle then!

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 03:56 PM

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Doc_S  as cool as your minions might be .. .minions always fail.  Sure they will soften them up some, but when it comes to taking down big names like Slim #1 we gotta get our own hands dirty.  So be prepared .. we are outnumbered and we will have to make each of our battles count!



Hey Meph, Doc Stormfury here,

Ah True, but when Motivated properly and given good pay by a generous evil one like myself, most minions will go into battle and not worry about the usual casualties.

Also...Don't look now, but if you need back up.. here comes Doc with his "Flying Air Cavalry!"  Complete with Laser Rifles! (I can see the goodies saying.. OMG! It's finally happened! The Baddies are co-ordinating their attacks!

(Oh and To all the Good Guys  out there... Well Duh!!! Like we didn't have this planned???!!!!)

CHARGE!!!!

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I got your back bud...and I'm 'loaded for Bear!'
Alright you baddies, Let's Line em up like Ducks in a Barrel!
YEEEEHAAW!

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 07:39 PM

You guys make this too easy!  Why the hell do you think I sent KonEl in there to disable the tank?  So you wouldn't have any fire power from the ground.  That's why I hadn't sent Dragoncop in earlier.  I think, by the time Stormfury gets this message, all of his henchmen will be dead.

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 07:53 PM

Beautiful! And there goes Stormfury's army. Nice try though Doc_S. heheh.

Blueeee  ;)
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 08:29 PM

For some reason, I've got the Weird Al song "The Night Santa Went Crazy" going through my head now...  ;D

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 09:15 PM

If I send in the Horny reindeer to finish off the flying Stormfurys army someone had better let Kon-El know.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 11:42 PM

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If I send in the Horny reindeer to finish off the flying Stormfurys army someone had better let Kon-El know.
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Doc Stormfury here,

Well you might have to send in your "Horny Reindeer" DC, cause Jab forgot about Meph and his tank!

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Oh well Jab you thought it was easy.. but you know, I do pay my minions well, plus they have a great Dental Plan! Do your allies even have a Dental Plan I might ask?(*Evil Chuckle*)

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 12:07 AM

Forgot? Weren't you paying attention when I poured all that sugar and a box of Industrial Strength Tampons into the fuel tank? Considering it was made by the lowest bidder, it'll probably never run again!

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 12:23 AM

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Forgot? Weren't you paying attention when I poured all that sugar and a box of Industrial Strength Tampons into the fuel tank? Considering it was made by the lowest bidder, it'll probably never run again!


I think Stromfury is too caught up in his fantasy to understand reality.  Let me put it to you simple Stormfury so your little mind can understand.  The tank is out of commision.  It's in repair.  It's an extensive job and it probably wouldn't be completed for days because it entails having to remove the gas tank completely and either replace it or flush it out.  You cannot simply suck that stuff out.  So come back to the real world, because you definitely do not have any back up from the tank and your henchmen are being cut down as we speak.

JAB out :)
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 12:38 AM

So ummm Jab whos ass you want me to kick I'm ready for most things
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 12:42 AM

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your henchmen are being cut down as we speak.


Literally.

Down in the workshop,
All the Elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls
And the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in
And nearly scared 'em half to death
With a rifle in his hand
And cheap whiskey on his breath.

From his beard to his boots,
He was covered in ammo,
Like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled
Yuletide Rambo.
And he smiled when he said,
With a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all!
Now yer all gonna die!"

The Night Santa Went Crazy!
The Night Kris Kringle went nuts!
Couldn't walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts!


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Posted 22 October 2006 - 02:44 AM

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Forgot? Weren't you paying attention when I poured all that sugar and a box of Industrial Strength Tampons into the fuel tank? Considering it was made by the lowest bidder, it'll probably never run again!


I think Stromfury is too caught up in his fantasy to understand reality.  Let me put it to you simple Stormfury so your little mind can understand.  The tank is out of commision.  It's in repair.  It's an extensive job and it probably wouldn't be completed for days because it entails having to remove the gas tank completely and either replace it or flush it out.  You cannot simply suck that stuff out.  So come back to the real world, because you definitely do not have any back up from the tank and your henchmen are being cut down as we speak.

JAB out :)




Ah Jab, Jab, Jab... it is you who forgot something, grasshopper...

I got two extra aces up my sleeve... and one of them is very quiet..

quieter them most ninjas...Even Quieter then me!

in fact...

*TAP TAP TAP*

She just tapped you on the shoulder....

Oh,  and here's her message from me to you!

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Boot to the head!!!
WHAM!


Doc Stormfury (Cringing a little): Oooh! that's gotta sting!!!!
(After all Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!)
And this little message comes from:

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 03:05 AM

You know, sugar and tampons only work in a combustion engine.  What's to say this tank runs on something else?  Say like Mr. Fusion.  Thanks for filling up the tank, now we don't have to stop by McFly's house and fill it with beer cans and banana peels.  ;)
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