[JAB]

You might have all been wondering how this whole war between Madd Hatter and I started.  Well, it began long ago when I wasn't visiting the forum as often. Madd Hatter therefore had room to promote his evil ways and soon had a league of baddies following him.  Only Blue and a few others would dare stand against this devil.  Some joined quickly on either side, some not so quickly.

Good

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Bad
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[JAB]

There were many early battles that lasted for years.  Blue sent out request for vollunteers, but in the meantime, they had to do without.


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[JAB]

It was at this moment that I gave my memorable speach:

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Why do so many people choose evil over good?  Evil is overrated and on the losing side. Little do you know how the universe is run when you side with evil. Evil is the remnants of a once actual threat to this world. It is the residue left behind by disorganized thinking. Evil is the disconnect from the one powerful force of all.  Evil is but a shadow of something real.  Evil cannot compare to the power of Good.  For the power of Good encompasses all of the universe.  The universe is a heirarchy of goodness and order.  Evil is but the fringe of it's outer existense.  Evil cannot penetrate what is inherently good.  Evil is lost.  Evil is losing.  Evil is dead.  Little do you know when you think that evil is the way.  So puny is your mind when you think that evil will save you.   Evil is but a spec on an otherwise perfect universe.  There is no yin and yang.  There is no light and dark.  Evil is not on equal footing with good.  Good is far stronger and deeper rooted.  Evil simply skims the surface and never fully penetrates.  Evil only seems real here for we live in a material world that is run by greedy men.  But my brothers,  my sisters,  little do you realize that the power of these men are only illusions of this world.   Real power, real glory has not been afforded to them, therefore they have no real power over you.  Side with evil and soon you will see your world shrink for the spiritual pressure of goodness and kindness is upon you.  


That is all.


I side with goodness, beauty and truth.

JAB out  


P.S. My vote counts as 20

[JAB]

Some of the evil guys had delusions of grandeur....





However, others had to really see their evil side to overcome and finally commit themselves to the acts of good.

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[JAB]

It was at this crucial moment of doubt in which I arrived to lead my brothers and sisters....

[JAB]

I began a challenge against Madd Hatter that has lasted to this day.

I started with calling him an old senile fart who needs his medication.
 


He returned, admitting he is on medication, otherwise "CRAZY"

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I agreed with him being crazy, so I put him in my mental facilities.



I even gave him company....

[JAB]

Meanwhile, Redpan came in with a huge book, claiming it was powerful or something....

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As it turns out, he accidentally walks into an unfriendly diner....



Redpan doesn't like being told what to do, so he kills everyone in the diner....

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However, it is too late for Madd Hatter....

[JAB]

In a seperate but simultanous event.....I am depicted as having sex with Jon Jerrykreem...

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As it turns out, I was helping Jon for his later scene with Hatter, which will contain actual intercourse...



Ricksa thought it would be funny to rig my chair....

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But my quick reflexes helped me avoid a hishap....



Ricksa has no choice but to marvel at my skills...






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[JAB]

Unfortunately for Madd Hatter, he received to many hits.  This caused his death....

[JAB]

But as it turns out...
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There is much celebration to the news of his return...



Then he tells his followers his evil plans....

[JAB]

It was not long before we had captured Madd Hatter once more...  

In a picture that is no longer available, JKR has Hatter cut off my head...

However as it turns out.....



JKR drew another picture of Madd Hatter drinking in a bar wearing my face on his hat....

But as it turns out...

[JAB]

Soon a rescue is underway for Madd Hatter.....

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Another of JKR picture shows that Blue and I are coming out of a daze from the gas.  I was so dazed that all of a sudden a pizza guy arrives....

I was also suprised that Ricksa failed to kidnap Blue.  I accused him of being Gay...

He said he wasn't and tried to prove it by showing this picture he took of her...


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I was so upset that they had taken Hatter, that I began interogating the one person I suspected helped in the operation...






Meanwhile,  Ricksa returns for something that he forgot...


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As it turns out,  Ricksa managed to kidnap Blue's Android.  The real Blue was trying to comfort me..



Ricksa realizes his mistake and attempts to take advantage of the situation....

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I keep accusing Ricksa of being Gay....



But Ricksa assures me that it's all in my imagination...

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Ricksa doesn't care that he's fucking and android...



Ricksa is exhausted after the full five minutes of fucking....

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[JAB]

During my whole interogation of Bedpan (which I thought was Redpan)  , the real Redpan shows up and tries to steal Blue...

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I quickly kick the shit out of him...




Unfortunately, his dirty ass caught my shoe...



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[JAB]

Much time passed and I had not heard of Madd Hatter, which led me to believe.....

[JAB]

Hatter all of a sudden returns with a horrible revelation.  He has Blue on a table and there is food all over her and Hatter is holding a knife and fork and tells me that I better hurry before he starts to eat Blue.... :o  OH MY GOD! :o  What is one to do?

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As it turns out.....