Posted 20 October 2006 - 04:20 PM
You are no longer a match for Chewbacca, Kalcium. You're walking around with half a brain and you need pampers to keep you from shitting everywhere. After Flamin-Vixen sliced your head open, you just haven't been the same. They probably have you doing chores that you can handle, like watering the plants. In any case, you're out of the game... Chewie knows this as well, that's why he's helping Vibor against Ciber Windu. I'm so sorry that you ended up retarded Kalcium, but you were just talking to much smack and I needed to strike at someone. Your lucky I didn't have Flamin-Vixen cut off your entire head (She's capable of that). She begged me, but I ordered her to only discapacitate you. Thus are the casualties of war.
It is very unfortunate that we lost Greenguy, but we were able to elliminate DickUps and his arsonal of boxes. As we speak, the world is destroying all their boxes and converting to a form of Plastics mixed with Foam to pack all their stuff. Boxes are now obsolete. It's good to be in contact with the leaders of all the worlds governments. And for those courntries that are not friends, we simply warned their people that the boxes were going to come alive and eat their children. They got so scared that they destroyed every single box. So, to put it plainly, DickUps is no more.
Vibor, I congratulate you for taking over your own destiny. That definitely fall within the rules. I lead you into battle, but it is entirely up to you if you want to continue fighting.
JAB out :)
P.S. One more thing, it is very sad that Kalcium is left with the memory of defeating Chewie, however, it breaks my heart to tell him that it never happened. It's all in his mind, whatever is left of it. Unforntunately, he has no way of reasoning. So even if he were to see Chewie walking around, he would still think that he made him into a rug. I think that Hatter has no other choice but to put him out of his misery. Unless Hatter doesn't mind changing a grown man's diapers. :o
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